- Jason Payne: [Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book] Woah!
- Russell Shultz: Evidence code. Genius.
- Jason Payne: It's two in the morning!
- Russell Shultz: Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet?
- Jason Payne: We're not giraffes!
- Russell Shultz: Exactly!
- Jason Payne: Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from?
- Russell Shultz: Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety.
- [moves to close the trunk]
- Jason Payne: Take him out of the trunk!
- Russell Shultz: All right.
- Jason Payne: How did you find out I had a meeting?
- Russell Shultz: I'm kinda like God; I know everything.