- Jacqueline Roget: [Jacqueline is in disguise as a man.]
- [D'Artagnan yawns.]
- Jacqueline Roget: Is catching a palace spy so boring?
- D'Artagnan: Waiting to catch one is. I know a game we can play to stay awake.
- Jacqueline Roget: I know that game too. You're the *last* man on earth I'd play it with.
- D'Artagnan: [smirks] You're the *only* man on earth I'd play it with.
- Siroc: If you're the real Captain Duvall, tell us something only he would know.
- Captain Duvall: Like what?
- D'Artagnan: Like what we got you for your last birthday.
- Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz: Yeah.
- Captain Duvall: Nothing! Bunch of thoughtless, shiftless recruits.
- Siroc: Yeah, that's the captain.
- Gerard Roget: Remember, that man is my sister.
- Jacqueline Roget: [after a cardinal's guard has killed her father] You've sent a good man to heaven. Now you go to hell.
- [she runs him through with a sword]