Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
Lucy Punch: Darla
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Quotes
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Darla : [seductively] I'm a naughty little schoolgirl...
Barry : You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Darla : I need to be punished. I cheated in class. Don't you want to be my school teacher?
Barry : I'm really not qualified I work for the IRS.
Darla : [winks] Not tonight...
Barry : No, all the time. I work...
Darla : Ok, ok! You work for the IRS and I have been very, very bad. I haven't paid my taxes and I need to be spanked, NOW!
Barry : Well, that's really not the way it works, you probably just have to pay the difference, plus interest...
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Tim : Julie.
Müeller : I thought this was Julie.
Julie : Nope. I'm Julie.
Barry : They are both Julie. Julie and Julie.
Julie : Susana thought you were gonna lose your promotion if I didn't show up today. Look at your. You had a replacement all lined up.
Darla : Yeah.
Tim : No, no, no. This is a huge misunderstanding.
Barry : Let me explain. This is Darla. She's a naughty schoolgirl who cheats on her taxes. I didn't know whether you were gonna come today, so I brought Darla to keep things running smoothly. Very important potential client.
Julie : That clears that up. Yeah. Thank you.
Darla : Darling, you're embarrassing yourself.
[pulls up engagement ring]
Darla : It's over.
Julie : She's really quite a catch, Tim. Congratulations.
Tim : No! Julie...
Julie : [shakes hands] Nice to have met you. He's very crafty.
