- Jeff Gordon: This car just winked at me.
- Jimmie Johnson: A racecar just winked at you?
- Jeff Gordon: I swear. The car just winked at me.
- Jimmie Johnson: Are you feeling OK? Is it the pressure?
- Charisma: Anyway, I thought I'd come back to start our road trip early.
- Maggie Peyton: Slight problem. I promised I'd meet a friend out in the desert.
- Charisma: Why? Are you burying a body?
- Trip Murphy: That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It's mocking me! I'm telling you! That car is alive! Look! It's doing it again!
- Maggie Peyton: [reading the note in Herbie's glove box] "Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problems, he will help you find the answer." Great, a fortune cookie on wheels.
- Maggie Peyton: You don't understand. That's my car out there.
- Jimmy D.: Well, now, you parked it in the wrong place.
- Maggie Peyton: What's REALLY your problem with me racing?
- Ray Peyton Sr.: 'Cause you're the spittin' image of your mom... and... I can't lose her twice.
- Maggie Peyton: [seeing Herbie with a lovestruck expression after he sees a brand new Volkswagen Beetle] Herbie, she's too young for you.
- Beeman: I wouldn't insult him if I was you. He's sensitive.
- Crazy Dave: He's a car.
- Beeman: Yeah, I know. It's just that he's proud. That's all I'm saying. The shed I got him out of was just full of these old trophies. I think he used to be a racecar.
- Crazy Dave: A racecar?
- [chuckles]
- Crazy Dave: Yeah. You know, I bet it took first place in the Ugly-anapolis 500.
- Crash: I didn't do that. It was the car.
- Maggie Peyton: His name is Herbie.
- Crash: That's a ridiculous na...
- [as Crash almost said 'name', Herbie's seat ejected and ridded Crash, for his remark. Crash landed into a crowd]
- Maggie Peyton: What are you doing? Stop! Whoaaaaa! This isn't funny anymore! Come on! Car, you're a care! I drive! What's going on? Aah! Oh mo God! NO!