Love for Rent (2005)
Martita Roca: Monica
Quotes
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[from trailer]
[Monica places a condom in his shirt]
Monica Garcia : This is just in case you miraculously manage to utter something remotely intelligent.
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[from trailer]
Monica Garcia : What about school, your plans, the chart, everything?
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Monica Garcia : So, how long have you been having morning sickness?
Sofia : 2 weeks.
Monica Garcia : Any other symptoms? You horny?
Sofia : No.
Monica Garcia : You're horny!
Sofia : Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.
Monica Garcia : I've never seen you horny before.
Sofia : I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.
Sofia : I'm thinking of canceling.
Monica Garcia : Why?
Sofia : Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.