Carnival Nights (1968 TV Special)
Sid Fields: Carnival owner, comedian
Quotes
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Carnival owner : Chandu tell me, whose picture is on a one dollar bill? It's a man wearing a white wig.
Ben Blue : Santa Claus.
Carnival owner : No, no. This man was born on a very famous day. On the 22nd of February about 200 years ago.
Ben Blue : Mickey Rooney?
Carnival owner : No, he was called the father of his country.
Ben Blue : Mickey Rooney!
Carnival owner : No, Shandu, don't you remember? He crossed the Delaware River in a rowboat.
Ben Blue : George Raft?
Carnival owner : You're half right.
Ben Blue : George Half-Raft?
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Ben Blue : I know what a hippie is.
Carnival owner : What?
Ben Blue : A hippie's a guy that dresses like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah.