Quotes
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Chiyo Mihama : [Over the phone talking to Yomi] You shouldn't grow careless and fall asleep naked. You bad girl.
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[Yukari is playing basketball with her students. She has proclaimed herself, Yomi, and Tomo as 'Team Yukari'. Osaka, Kaorin, and Chiyo are on the other side]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : [raises hand in the air] We're Team Sea Slug!
Chiyo Mihama , Kaorin : Huuuh?
Chiyo Mihama : But why?
Kaorin : Sea slugs are so...
[pause. Osaka still has her hand raised in the air]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Go Team Sea Slug!
Chiyo Mihama , Kaorin : [unenthusiastically] Yaaay.
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[Osaka has hiccups that won't go away]
Koyomi Mizuhara : From what I seem to recall, hiccups happen because something is convulsing.
Chiyo Mihama : Yeah, that's it! Spasms in the diaphragm.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Where's the diaphragm?
Chiyo Mihama : It's right underneath your lungs.
Tomo Takino : [Figuring she can help out] Riiiiiiiiight... here!
[punches Osaka in the gut]
Chiyo Mihama : Hey! Th-that's the solar plexus!
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[Second-year student Chiyo is stomping down the stairs, angry because first-year students think she's 'cute']
Chiyo Mihama : No one understands me after all!
Male Student 1 : [a first year student ascending the staircase does a double-take as she passes] Huh? What's a kid doing here?
Chiyo Mihama : [Turns around and climbs back up the stairs to him, speaking in an accusing tone] You're new to this school, aren't you?
Male Student 1 : Uh, well, yeah...
Chiyo Mihama : I am Chiyo Mihama. A second year student! Senior Mihama to you!
Male Student 1 : Okay...
[long pause as Chiyo stares at him]
Male Student 1 : um, Senior... Mihama.
Chiyo Mihama : That's right!
[smiles, giggles, and heads off down the stairs]
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Tomo Takino : We can all become Chiyo-chan. We can wear our hair up like this
[pulls hair into pigtails]
Tomo Takino : [High voice] Hi I'm Chio-Chan, I'm a little genius, I always get 100's.
Koyomi Mizuhara : She's pissing her off now
Chiyo Mihama : [Tomo continues mocking, Chiyo udoes her pig tails] Hmph.
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Koyomi Mizuhara : [the phone rings. Yomi answers] Yes?
Chiyo Mihama : Oh, Miss Yomi, are you okay? Has your fever gone down?
Koyomi Mizuhara : Yeah, quite a bit.
Chiyo Mihama : You really shouldn't get carried away and fall asleep naked. Bad girl!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [Yomi sits up on her bed] Wait a sec! Who told you that? Tomo? Did Tomo say that?
Chiyo Mihama : What? Oh...
Koyomi Mizuhara : Get her on the phone right now!
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Chiyo Mihama : Well I... I uh... I don't...
Tomo Takino : Hey!
Yukari Tanizaki : Hmm? Okay, Miss Takino.
Tomo Takino : I don't know the answer either! Now we're tied, Chiyo-chan! Oh yeah!
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Chiyo-Dad : Chiyo, eat your tomatoes.
Chiyo Mihama : Yes! I just love tomatoes!
Chiyo-Dad : Your love or hate isn't the issue; eat your tomatoes, Chiyo.
Chiyo Mihama : Um-hmm. Mmmm... mmm... mmmm.
Chiyo-Dad : How is it? Is it good? Is the tomato good?
Chiyo Mihama : Mmm! It's delicious!
Chiyo-Dad : They are so red, and yet, Chiyo says that they are delicious.
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Chiyo Mihama : [at the summer home] Okay then, I'll open the door now. If I were to lose this key right now, we wouldn't be able to get into the house.
[Tomo takes the key out of her hand and hurls it]
Tomo Takino : [pause] I did it!
Koyomi Mizuhara : BUT WHAT THE HELL FOR?