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Pinocchio 3000 (2003)
Howard Ryshpan: Geppetto
Quotes
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Geppetto : Now just be yourself at school. School bag. And listen to what your teacher says.
[the robot arm puts the backpack on Pinocchio]
Spencer : Calm down doc. Now remember chew your food ten times before you speak.
Pinocchio : But robots don't eat.
Geppetto : Don't mix them up with your sayings Spencer. Doesn't my son look good?
[Geppetto hugs Pinocchio]
Spencer : Say cheese.
[Spencer takes the picture with his digital camera eye]
Geppetto : Hurry you're going to be late.
[They walk out the front door outside]
Pinocchio : Bye dad.
[Pinocchio waves goodbye and walks to school with Spencer the Penguin]
Geppetto : My son in school.
House : You should be proud Mr. Geppetto.
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Geppetto : [Geppetto's machine continues to lose power] I've got it cranked up to the max! Huh? Hmm.
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Geppetto : [Geppetto continues to work on his hologram laptop and stops] Full power Spencer!
Scamboli : [Spencer turns on the switch and the electrical machine powers up] Yes! What?
Scamboli : [the machine doesn't have enough power and Gepetto looks at his touchscreen cellphone and the video of Mayor Scamoboli shows on screen] My daughter Marlene will now have the honor to cut the ribbon.
Spencer : Oh no! Not now you old rascal!
[the warning alarm turns on]
Spencer : We're losing it, we're losing it! We don't have enough power! Did you pay last months bill?
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Geppetto : [after closing the metal casing on Pinocchio the robot] Ahh, finally. Spencer, Spencer!
House : Your butler is in the freezer Mr. Geppetto, sneaking a cold one.
Geppetto : Thanks house, Spencer come out of there, I need your help. It isn't bedtime Spencer.
[Geppetto opens Spencer's freezer door with Spencer lying on the floor]
Geppetto : Absolutely, it's true doc, but as Sam Penguin e says, Early to bed and early to rise, gets you the scummy worm surprise. Did you see what was on TV huh?
Geppetto : Hurry Spencer! It's time!
Spencer : Time?
House : Time? It's always time for a good cup of coffee.
[the robot arms of the house gets the teapot and teacup and pours in coffee with Geppetto takes and drinks]
Spencer : You mean he's really, really ready?
Geppetto : Uh huh.
Spencer : Ga ho ho! Hooray! Better light that ends well!
[Geppetto sets down the plate and it falls off but the robotic arms quickly grab the cup and plate before it hits the floor]
Geppetto : To work! The clock is ticking.
Spencer : As as, cousin Guinevere says, time is golden!
Geppetto : Spencer!
Spencer : And science is money.
[Geppetto puts on his goggles and works and types on his hologram laptop computer]
Geppetto : Power it up, very slowly.
[Pinocchio's metal casing is lowered to a standing position]
Spencer : High, high tension mouse. The atmosphere is a buzz with electricity, current affairs about to run their course. The energy in the room is supercharged.
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Geppetto : Ahh, my son.
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Scamboli : [Kid audience chanting] Five! Four! Three!
Geppetto : Two! One!
Scamboli : Zero!
[Then Marlene cuts the ribbon and the Scamboland theme parks power turns on and lights the rides, the kids are excited]
Geppetto : Now!
[Spencer the Penguin puts 2 jump start cables into the main power box and it knocks Spencer back and it causes a power outage in the city]
Scamboli : [the blackout happens at Scamboland with the lights going out, the kids are disappointed and the Mayor looks behind him] What? Turn those lights back on!