Spencer Fox credited as playing...
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr
- Helen: Now it's perfectly normal...
- Violet: [interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?
- Helen: Now wait a minute, young lady...
- Violet: We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!
- [Jack-Jack blows a raspberry and bursts out laughing]
- Dash: Lucky...
- [Violet and Helen look askance at him]
- Dash: Uh, I meant about being normal.
- [In the RV, traveling to the mainland]
- Dash: Are we there yet?
- Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!
- [Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]
- Elastigirl: India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.
- [she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]
- Elastigirl: Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
- Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
- Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late...
- Elastigirl: Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
- Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
- Elastigirl: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
- [missiles close in]
- Dash: [frightened] Mom?
- Elastigirl: *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
- Mr. Incredible: NO!
- Elastigirl: [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!
- Violet: [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!
- Elastigirl: Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!
- [the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]
- Elastigirl: Abort abort abort!
- [the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them]
- Helen: Dash... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more... constructive outlet.
- Dash: Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
- Helen: Honey, you know why we can't do that.
- Dash: But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
- Helen: Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation.
- Dash: You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?
- Helen: Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else.
- Dash: But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special.
- Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
- Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.
- Principal: I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
- [Mrs. Parr looks at Dash]
- Helen: What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
- Bernie Kropp: He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
- Dash: He says.
- Bernie Kropp: [to Dash] Look, I know it's you!
- [to Helen]
- Bernie Kropp: He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
- Helen: You saw him do this?
- Bernie Kropp: Well, not real... No, actually not.
- Helen: Then, how do you know it was him?
- Bernie Kropp: I hid a camera.
- [has the videotape, Dash gasps and looks at Helen, glaring at him]
- Bernie Kropp: And this time I got him.
- [Plays the videotape of Bernie goes back into the chair. Dash puts a tack on his chair while he's sitting down. Bernie screams and students laugh]
- Bernie Kropp: See? You see?
- [Helen, Dash and Principal squinting their eyes, while Bernie rolls his eyes]
- Bernie Kropp: What, you don't see it?
- [groans, rewinds the tape]
- Bernie Kropp: He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it. But, there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!
- Principal: Uh... Bernie?
- Bernie Kropp: Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!
- Principal: You and your son may go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
- [Helen and Dash leaving the Principal's Office, Bernie is in clear shocked]
- Bernie Kropp: You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty! No!
- [Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an apparantley empty seat]
- Violet: Ow!
- Elastigirl: Violet!
- Violet: [becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...
- Dash: [pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!
- Elastigirl: Dash!
- Violet: [over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...
- Dash: [over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"
- Violet: ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...
- Dash: ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!
- Violet: ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
- Dash: ...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!
- Elastigirl: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?
- Violet: Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...
- Dash: [over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!
- Violet: [over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!
- Elastigirl: This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.
- Mr. Incredible: A jet's not fast enough.
- Elastigirl: What's faster than a jet?
- Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?
- Elastigirl: Great. I can't fly a rocket.
- Violet: You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.
- Mr. Incredible: Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?
- Mirage: [Over PA system] Say please.
- Helen: Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?
- Dash: [nervously] Oh, uh... Well, we dissected a frog...
- Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.
- Bob: [distracted] Good, good.
- Helen: No, Bob. That's bad.
- Bob: What?
- Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.
- Bob: What? What for?
- Dash: Nothing!
- Helen: He put a tack on the teacher's chair. *During* class.
- Dash: Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
- Bob: They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking! How fast do you think you were going?
- Helen: Bob, we are not encouraging this!
- [after their adventure]
- Dash: Dad, that was so cool when you threw that car!
- Mr. Incredible: Not as cool as you running on water!
- Mr. Incredible: [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.
- [while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]
- Dash: Uh, Dad...
- Elastigirl: Shh, don't interrupt.
- Mr. Incredible: So... caught up in the past that I... *You* are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...
- Violet: [At the control panel] Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.
- [she frees them by hitting a green button]
- [the Incredibles crash/park their RV]
- Mr. Incredible: Is everybody okay back there?
- Violet: Super duper, Dad.
- Dash: Let's do that again!