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The Incredibles (2004)
Craig T. Nelson: Bob Parr, Mr. Incredible
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Quotes
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Edna : It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob : Yeah!
Edna : Heroic!
Bob : Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna : [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob : Isn't that my decision?
Edna : Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob : Listen, E...
Edna : November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob : Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna : Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob : E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna : Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
[shouts]
Edna : No capes!
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Mr. Incredible : I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry...
Syndrome : See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it...
[Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray]
Syndrome : Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it...
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Mr. Incredible : No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!
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[In the RV, traveling to the mainland]
Dash : Are we there yet?
Mr. Incredible : We get there when we get there!
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Gilbert Huph : Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!
Bob : [looking out the window] That man out there, he needs help!
Gilbert Huph : Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude!
Bob : *He* is getting *mugged*!
Gilbert Huph : Well let's hope we don't cover him!
Bob : [leaving] I'll be right back.
Gilbert Huph : Stop right now, or you're fired!
[Bob stops]
Gilbert Huph : Close the door.
[Bob closes door]
Gilbert Huph : Get over here now.
[Bob lets go of the doorknob, which has been crushed by his grip; he walks over to Huph]
Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
Bob : [glancing out the window] He got away.
Gilbert Huph : Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo...
[Bob grabs Huph by the throat and throws him through the wall; he goes through several walls, to the shock of the other workers]
Bob : Uh-oh.
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Syndrome : It's finally ready! You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.
Mr. Incredible : [recognizing that last line] Buddy?
Syndrome : My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?
Mr. Incredible : [Flashback] Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Syndrome : It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes.
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Syndrome : [watching live news footage of the Omnidroid] Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool! Just like a movie: the robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people. And just when all hope is lost? Syndrome will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were.
Mr. Incredible : You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could *pretend* to be one?
Syndrome : Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat *you*! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. *Everyone* can be super! And when everyone's super...
[laughs maniacally]
Syndrome : ...*no one* will be.
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[Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]
Elastigirl : India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.
[she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]
Elastigirl : Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late...
Elastigirl : Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
Violet : But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Elastigirl : I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
[missiles close in]
Dash : [frightened] Mom?
Elastigirl : *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
Mr. Incredible : NO!
Elastigirl : [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!
Violet : [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!
Elastigirl : Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!
[the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]
Elastigirl : Abort abort abort!
[the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them]
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Mr. Incredible : Bomb Voyage.
Bomb Voyage : Monsieur Incroyable!
[Subtitles: Mr. Incredible...!]
Buddy : And IncrediBoy!
Bomb Voyage : [not French, but with an accent] IncrediBoy?
Buddy : Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots! They're made from...
Mr. Incredible : [cuts him off] Go home, Buddy.
Buddy : What?
Mr. Incredible : Now.
Bomb Voyage : Petit naïf libe!
[Subtitles: Little oaf...!]
Buddy : Can we talk?
[pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side]
Buddy : You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well, I finally figured out who I am: I am your ward. IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible : And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
[grabs Bomb Voyage, who yells in surprise]
Buddy : This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these.
[points to his rocket boots]
Buddy : I can fly! Can you fly?
Mr. Incredible : Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Bomb Voyage : Et ton tenue est complètement ridicule!
[Subtitles: And your outfit is totally ridiculous!]
Buddy : Can you just give me one chance? Look, I'll show you, I'll get the police!
[Buddy runs off and Bomb Voyage puts the bomb on the cape]
Mr. Incredible : Buddy, no!
Buddy : It only take a second, really.
Mr. Incredible : No, STOP!
[He began to stop Buddy]
Mr. Incredible : There's a bomb!
Buddy : Let go, you're wrecking my flight pattern.
Buddy : I can do this if you lets go!
Mr. Incredible : Will you just...?
Mr. Incredible : I'm trying to help! Stop!
Buddy : Let go of my cape!
[Mr. Incredible removes the bomb from the cape]
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[Bob is explaining an insurance policy loophole to a Mrs. Hogenson]
Bob : [whispering] Alright, listen closely. I'd "like" to help you, but I can't.
[hands her a pen and pad]
Bob : I'd "like" to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...
[Mrs. Hogenson looks at him in confusion; he taps on the pad]
Bob : Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't.
[getting the idea, Mrs. Hogenson writes everything he says down]
Bob : I also "do not" advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would "not" expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd "like" to help.
[stands up, smiling]
Bob : But there's nothing I can do.
Mrs. Hogenson : Oh, thank you, young man!
Bob : [panicked] Shh, shh, shh!
[pokes his head over the top of his cubical]
Bob : I'M SORRY, MA'AM! I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET!
[whispering]
Bob : Pretend to be upset.
[playing along, Mrs. Hogenson leaves the cubical blubbering as Bob smiles victoriously]
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Mr. Incredible : I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
Elastigirl : You didn't want me to *worry*? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?
Mr. Incredible : [grinning happily] You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.
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Mr. Incredible : Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.
Elastigirl : While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so.
Mr. Incredible : I'm asking you to wait with the kids.
Elastigirl : And I'm telling you, not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you - for better or worse.
Mr. Incredible : I have to do this alone.
Elastigirl : What is this to you? Playtime?
Mr. Incredible : No.
Elastigirl : So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
Mr. Incredible : No!
Elastigirl : Then what? What is it?
Mr. Incredible : I'm not...
Elastigirl : Not what?
Mr. Incredible : Not... I'm not strong enough.
Elastigirl : Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?
Mr. Incredible : Yes. No!
Elastigirl : That's what this is? Some sort of work out?
Mr. Incredible : [shouts] I can't lose you again!
[calms down]
Mr. Incredible : I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.
Elastigirl : [kisses him] If we work together, you won't have to be.
Mr. Incredible : I don't know what will happen...
Elastigirl : Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen?
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Elastigirl : This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.
Mr. Incredible : A jet's not fast enough.
Elastigirl : What's faster than a jet?
Dash : Hey, how about a rocket?
Elastigirl : Great. I can't fly a rocket.
Violet : You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.
Mr. Incredible : Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?
Mirage : [Over PA system] Say please.
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Helen : Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?
Dash : [nervously] Oh, uh... Well, we dissected a frog...
Helen : Dash got sent to the office again.
Bob : [distracted] Good, good.
Helen : No, Bob. That's bad.
Bob : What?
Helen : Dash got sent to the office again.
Bob : What? What for?
Dash : Nothing!
Helen : He put a tack on the teacher's chair. *During* class.
Dash : Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
Bob : They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking! How fast do you think you were going?
Helen : Bob, we are not encouraging this!
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[Bob notices the little boy on the tricycle staring at him for the second day in a row]
Bob : Well, what are *you* waiting for?
Little Boy on Tricycle : I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
Bob : [sighs] Me too, kid.
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Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.
Bob : Okay. Why?
Gilbert Huph : Why what? Be specific, Bob.
Bob : Why are you unhappy?
Gilbert Huph : Your customers make me unhappy.
Bob : Why? Have you gotten complaints?
Gilbert Huph : Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
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Lucius : [Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing] So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
Bob : [laughing] He starts monologuing.
Lucius : He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.
Bob : Yammering.
Lucius : Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
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Frozone : Just like old times, huh Bob?
Mr. Incredible : [slapping him in the back] Just like old times.
Frozone : Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow.
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Mr. Incredible : [yelling to Helen as she holds up the RV] How ya doin', honey?
Elastigirl : [screaming back] Do I have to answer?
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Mirage : The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret military fighting robot. Artificial intelligence allows it to solve any problem it's presented with, and, unfortunately...
Mr. Incredible : Let me guess. It became smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.
Mirage : We lost control, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel for their own safety.
Mr. Incredible : How am I going in?
Mirage : The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track, but we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment...
Mr. Incredible : You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.
Mirage : You are Mr. Incredible.
[Mr. Incredible is loaded into a landing pod]
Mirage : I've got to warn you. It's a learning robot. Every minute you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.
Mr. Incredible : Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.
Mirage : And don't die.
Mr. Incredible : Great. Thanks.
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[after their adventure]
Dash : Dad, that was so cool when you threw that car!
Mr. Incredible : Not as cool as you running on water!
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Mr. Incredible : [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.
[while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]
Dash : Uh, Dad...
Elastigirl : Shh, don't interrupt.
Mr. Incredible : So... caught up in the past that I... *You* are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...
Violet : [At the control panel] Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.
[she frees them by hitting a green button]
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[Bob and Lucius are rescuing people from a burning building]
Bob : Can't you put this out?
Lucius : I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast!
Bob : What's that mean?
Lucius : It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
Bob : You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!
Lucius : There *is no* water in the air! What's your excuse, running out of muscle?
Bob : I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to come down on top of us!
Lucius : I wanted to go bowling!
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Elastigirl : Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep...
[Bob kisses her]
Mr. Incredible : How could I betray the perfect woman?
Elastigirl : Oh, you're referring to *me* now?
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[Mirage releases Mr. Incredible from his restraints and rushes over to him]
Mirage : There isn't much time.
[Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat]
Mr. Incredible : No, there isn't.
[He stands up and holds her in the air]
Mr. Incredible : In fact, there's no time at all.
Mirage : [choking] Please.
Mr. Incredible : Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me?
Mirage : [choking] Family... survived... the crash. They're here... on the island!
Mr. Incredible : They're alive?
[he drops her, then picks her up and hugs her]
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Mr. Incredible : The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?
Elastigirl : Traction Avenue.
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?
Elastigirl : Don't take Seventh!
Mr. Incredible : Great, we missed it!
Elastigirl : You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown!
Elastigirl : It's coming up, get in the right lane! Signal!
Mr. Incredible : We don't exit at Traction!
Elastigirl : YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT!
[Mr. Incredible yanks the wheel over and careens down the exit]
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Bob : Did I do something illegal?
Gilbert Huph : [begrudgingly] No.
Bob : Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?
Gilbert Huph : [pacing back and forth] The law requires that I answer no.
Bob : We're supposed to help people!
Gilbert Huph : We're supposed to help *our* people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, Huh?
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Mr. Incredible : [after he's thrown his ex-boss through several walls] I'm fired, aren't I?
Rick Dicker : [sarcastically] Oh, you think?
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Syndrome : [after the plane is shot down] Oh, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to..."work alone."
[laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured]
Mr. Incredible : Release me, now!
Syndrome : Or what?
Mr. Incredible : I'll crush her.
Syndrome : That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead.
[Mirage gasps]
Mr. Incredible : It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
Syndrome : [chuckles] Show me.
[after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage]
Syndrome : I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you.
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Helen : Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again
Bob : Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.
Helen : It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family *again* so that you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing!
Bob : [Defensively] Reliving the glory days is better than pretending they never happened!
Helen : Yes! They happened, but this; our family, is what's happening now, Bob! And you're missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation!
Bob : It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
Helen : It's a ceremony!
Bob : It's psychotic! They created new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but it someone is genuinely exceptional...
Helen : This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.
Bob : You want to do something for Dash? Well, let him actually compete! Let him go out for sports!
Helen : I will not be made the enemy here! You *know* why we can't!
Bob : Because he'd be *GREAT*!
Helen : [Growing in size looming over Bob] This is not - about - YOU!
Bob : [Notices a disturbance] Alright, Dash. Come on out I know you're listening.
Helen : Vi, you too, young lady.
Bob : It's okay. Your mother and I were just having a discussion.
Violet : A pretty loud discussion.
Bob : Yeah, but that's okay. Because Mommy and I are always united. Against the... uh forces of...
Helen : Pig-headedness?
Bob : I was gonna say evil or something...
Helen : We're sorry we woke you. Everything's alright, get back to bed... in fact
[to Bob]
Helen : we should *all* be in bed.
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Mr. Incredible : I've been meaning to ask you. Of all places to settle down, why...
Mirage : A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share.
Mr. Incredible : Seems a little... unstable.
Mirage : I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.
Mr. Incredible : Aren't we all?
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Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer : Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain.
Bob : [lunging towards Sansweet] Hey, I saved your life!
Oliver Sansweet : You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!
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Gilbert Huph : Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?
Bob : Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...
Gilbert Huph : I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's *possible* with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!
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Bob : Someone was in trouble...
Rick Dicker : Someone's always in trouble.
Bob : I had to do *something*...
Rick Dicker : Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We have to pay to keep the company quiet, pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every single time it gets harder. Money, money, money money money... We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own.
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[first lines]
Mr. Incredible : [fiddling with a clip-on microphone] Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...
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Elastigirl : Now our kids are in danger?
Mr. Incredible : Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?
Elastigirl : I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!
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[the Incredibles crash/park their RV]
Mr. Incredible : Is everybody okay back there?
Violet : Super duper, Dad.
Dash : Let's do that again!
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Bob : [to Buddy] You're not affiliated with me!
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[repeated line]
Bob : Showtime.
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Dash : She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.
Violet : That's it!
[jumps at Dash]
Helen : Both of you sit down!
[Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]
Dash : Hey! No force fields!
Violet : You started it!
Helen : [grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!
[grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]
Helen : You sit down! Violet!
[Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]
Bob : [reading newspaper in the other room] "Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam?...
Helen : Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to... intervene!
Bob : You want me to intervene?
[picks up table]
Bob : Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!
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Gilbert Huph : [in Huph's office] You know, Bob... a company...
Bob : Is like an enormous clock.
Gilbert Huph : ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.
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Reverend : Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Helen : You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
Bob : It *was* playful banter.
Helen : Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
Bob : You need to be more... *flexible.*
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Mr. Incredible : Are you doing anything later?
Elastigirl : I have a previous engagement.
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Bob : [Speaking softly] Alright, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't.
[handing her a pad and pencil]
Bob : I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...
[pointing to pad and paper]
Bob : Norma Wilcox, w-i-l-c-o-x on the third floor, but I can't. I also do NOT advise you to file and fill out a WS2475 form of our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.
[Standing to exit the cube]
Bob , Mrs. Hogenson : Oh thank you young man.
Bob : Shh, shh, shh.
[shouting]
Bob : I'M SORRY MA'AM, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET,
[Whispering to her]
Bob : pretend to be upset.
[Mrs. Hogenson, blubbering, leaves the cube]
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Mr. Incredible : [sees Helen when she catches him hugging Mirage] Helen?
Mirage : Hello! You must be Mrs. Incre...
[Helen punches her in the face]
Mr. Incredible : She was helping me to escape.
Elastigirl : No. That's what *I* was doing.
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Oliver Sansweet : [Mr. Incredible intercepts him on his way down and his momentum carries them both through the window of the building] Ow! I think you broke something.
Mr. Incredible : Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.
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Mr. Incredible : No, you're that kid from the fan club. Brophy... Brody... Buddy! Buddy...
Buddy : My name is IncrediBoy.
Mr. Incredible : Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this...
Buddy : Oh, no, no, you don't have to worry about training me! I know all your moves, your crime-fighting style, favorite catchphrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!
[Mr. Incredible ejects him from the car, and speeds off]
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[repeated line]
Bob : Uh-oh.
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Mr. Incredible : Of course I have a secret identity. I don't know a single superhero who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
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Mr. Incredible : Where are the kids?
Mirage : They might've triggered the alert.
Elastigirl : *What*?
Mirage : Security's been sent into the jungle. You'd better get going.
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Lucius : What are we doing here, Bob?
Bob : We're protecting people.
Lucius : Nobody asked us.
Bob : You need an invitation?
Lucius : I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking around, and... You remember Gazer Beam?
Bob : Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.
Lucius : He had trouble adjusting to civilian life too.
Bob : When was the last time you saw him?
Lucius : I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob, just you, and we're pushing our luck as it is.
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Helen : [picking something off Bob's shoulder] Is this rubble?
Bob : [mouth is full of a huge piece of cake] It was just a little workout, just to stay loose.
Helen : You know how I feel about that, Bob! Darn you, we can't blow cover again!
Bob : The building was coming down anyway.
Helen : *What*? You knocked down a building?
Bob : It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.
Helen : Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again...
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[Mr. Incredible is carrying Buddy by the arm to the police]
Mr. Incredible : [to the officers] Take this one home. And make sure his mother knows what he's been doing.
Buddy : [to Mr. Incredible] I can help you. You're making a mist...
[the second policeman shoves Buddy in the police car]
Mr. Incredible : The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
Police Officer #1 : They've already picked him up.
Mr. Incredible : The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act of robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.
Police Officer #2 : [to Mr. Incredible] You mean he got away?
Mr. Incredible : Well, yeah.
[pointing to Buddy Pine in the police car]
Mr. Incredible : Skippy here made sure of that.
Buddy : IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible : You're not affiliated with me!
[looks at his watch, clicking on a button so his car auto drives itself to pick him up]
Mr. Incredible : Holy smokes I'm late. Uh, listen I got to be somewhere.
Police Officer #1 : What about Bomb Voyage?
[Mr. Incredible gets in his car]
Mr. Incredible : Any other night, I'd go after him myself. But I really gotta go. But don't worry! We'll get him! Eventually!
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Dispatcher on Phone : Mr. Incredible we need your help.
Mr. Incredible : [after getting his suit and mask on] Showtime!
[He goes to buckle his belt but has trouble getting it buckled due to his weight]
Elastigirl : Honey come to dinner.
Mr. Incredible : I can't come to dinner. I got to... . I gotta go. Maybe just a salad and some rice cakes.
[after several attempts he finally manages to buckle his belt but it comes undone causing him to fall on the floor and the power goes out]
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Helen Parr : You knocked down a *building*?
Bob Parr : It was on fire, structurally unsound! It was coming down anyway.
Helen Parr : Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again.
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Newsreel Narrator : In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.
Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer : Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved, Mr. Sansweet he didn't want to be saved. The injury received from Mr. Incredible's actions, caused him daily pain.
Mr. Incredible : Hey, I saved your life!
Oliver Sansweet : You didn't save my life, you ruined my death. That's what you did!
Mr. Incredible : Listen, you little piece of...
Mr. Incredible's Lawyer : My client has no further comment at this time.
Newsreel Narrator : Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the El train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.
Woman of Court : It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.
Newsreel Narrator : Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.