Boat Trip (2002)

Horatio Sanz: Nick Ragoni

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Quotes 

• [finding out he was on a gay cruise] 

  Nick Ragoni : I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did

  [looks around] 

  Nick Ragoni : NO ONE! SHIT!

• [having found out they're on a gay cruise, Nick is trying to get himself and Jerry off the ship] 

  Nick Ragoni : Excuse me, how do I get off really fast?

  Man on Deck : Try the Hole in One Room.

  Nick Ragoni : [to himself]  I'm starting to think that's not a real driving range. In fact, I'm CONVINCED OF IT!

• Brian : Hey fuck you pal!

  Nick Ragoni : Fuck you back!

  Brian : Fuck your mother!

  Nick Ragoni : Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!

  [Turns to Jerry] 

  Nick Ragoni : I just lost it there didn't I.

  Jerry Robinson : [while nodding]  Ya.

• Nick Ragoni : [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board]  I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.

  Man on Deck : Sure, my pleasure.

  [pinchs Nick on the butt] 

  Nick Ragoni : Ow! I didn't say on my ass!

  Man on Deck : You didn't *not* say it!

  Nick Ragoni : I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!

• Nick Ragoni : How gay can a breakfast buffet be?

• Lloyd Faversham : We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.

  Nick Ragoni : [as realization sinks in]  I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because it's a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, it's a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!