- Officer Ted Morning: This town's got more fender lizards, in this town, than anywhere on the northern hemisphere.
- Officer Rob Francis: What are fender lizards?
- Officer Ted Morning: What's a fender lizard? It's these chicks who love cops. They're just fender lizards. They just hang out on your...
- Officer Rob Francis: ...your fender?
- detainee: [from back seat as Ted gets out to confront hooligans] Hey man, is this gonna take a long time, 'cause I really gotta piss.
- Officer Rob Francis: [narration - as funeral passes] Most people hate cops. It's a fact, but it's not true. When things go bad, we're the ones you call. We show up, and we arrest people. Because as a friend once said, we're cops, that's what we do. But it's also our job to make things better. Chase away the shadows. I guess sometimes the shadows we chase, are our own.