- Arthur: Where's the snow? Tomorrow's Christmas and there's still no snow.
- Brain: You know Arthur, no one actually know what day Jesus was born on. The holiday is celebrated in December probably because that's when the Romans celebrated the winter solstice and more than likely they got the idea from the...
- Arthur: I don't care, I still want snow!
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- Mom: Now, D.W., you know that Santa can't always get *exactly* the thing you want.
- D.W.: Why? Because I've been bad?
- Mom: No, D.W., you haven't been bad it's just that - well, there are a lot of children wishing for the same thing. And...
- D.W.: It's because Arthur wrote my letter all wrong, isn't it? Boy, if you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself.