Kieran Culkin credited as playing...
Tim Sullivan
- Tim: I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
- Francis Doyle: There goes your sex life.
- Joey Anderson: It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
- Tim: Going at what?
- Joey Anderson: 69.
- Wade Scalisi: That looks more like 47.
- Tim: Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.
- Francis Doyle: My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.
- Tim: No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!
- Francis Doyle: [yells] Margie Flynn!
- Tim: Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.
- Tim Sullivan: You've got to aim lower.
- [Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]
- Donny Flynn: That low enough?
- Tim Sullivan: Not as low as fucking your own sister.
- [first lines]
- Francis Doyle: Tell me again why we're doing this.
- Tim: Homework, Francis. Your future's built on it.
- Francis Doyle: [whispered] Right.
- Francis Doyle: That's all?
- Newsie: Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.
- Tim: Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.
- Sister Assumpta: Blake. A little advance don't you think?
- Tim: Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.
- Sister Assumpta: So are the instructions for a handgun.
- Francis Doyle: ["Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored!"]
- Tim: ["at least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?... Have you done anything with Margie yet?"]
- Francis Doyle: ["You don't know anything about that!"]
- Tim: ["Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!"]