Noah's Ark (1999)
Jonathan Biggins: First Priest
Quotes
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High Priest : I forget what we're doing tonight.
First Priest : You're sacrificing a virgin to the rain god Mole.
High Priest : What for?
Second priest : Rain, what else? Rain.
[to second priest]
Second priest : He's passed it.
First Priest : We'll have to elect ourselves a new one.
High Priest : Rain? Oh, yes, of course. Of course, rain. Isn't that little Ruth? Why are we sacrificing her?
First Priest : She's the only virgin we could find on such short notice.
Second priest : If we had more time...
First Priest : Even then it wouldn't be easy. They're very hard to find.
High Priest : But I've known little Ruth since she was knee-high to a cricket.
Second priest : We've sacrificed chickens, sheep, and bulls and they didn't work.