Colm Feore credited as playing...
Andre Linoge • Andre Linoge (Human & Monster Form) • Minister on TV • Reporter on TV
- Andre Linoge: [after Mike accuses him of seeing only the bad] The good is an illusion. Little fables folks tell themselves so they can get through their days without screaming too much.
- TV Reporter: What really happened in Roanoke in 1587? And what happened here on Little Tall Island in 1989? We may never know. But I know one thing, Davey, you're too damn short to play basketball.
- Andre Linoge: [repeated line, singing] I'm a little teapot, short and stout / here is my handle, here is my spout / when I get all steamed up, hear me shout / "Just tip me over and pour me out!"
- Martha Clarendon: [Linoge rings Mrs. Clarendon's doorbell. She comes walking down the hall very slowly] Oh, hold on. I'm getting there as fast as I can. I broke my hip last summer, and I'm still as slow as cold molassas.
- [she opens the door. Linoge stands in the shadow on the porch]
- Martha Clarendon: Can I help you?
- Andre Linoge: Born in lust, turn to dust...
- Martha Clarendon: I beg your pardon?
- Andre Linoge: Born in sin, come on in...
- [grabs her walker, flings it out into the yard, then kills her with his wolf cane]
- Andre Linoge: Before he gets too self-righteous, Katrina, ask him how well he knows Jenna Freeman.
- Kirk Freeman: What do you know about my sister?
- Andre Linoge: That horses aren't all she enjoys riding when the weather's hot.