The War at Home (1996)
Lane Smith: Marjorie's Husband
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Quotes
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Uncle Howe : [Bob is cutting the turkey] Listen, Bob, if you hold that knife right here, then you get a better-
[attempts to guide Bob's hand, and the knife cuts Bob's hand]
Uncle Howe : Oh, oh, I'm sorry there, Bobby!
Bob Collier : [mutters to himself] Why don't you carve the goddamn turkey yourself, you old fart!
Uncle Howe : [is surprised] Uh, what's that?
Bob Collier : [looks Howe squarely in the eye] I said why don't you carve the goddamn turkey yourself, you old fart!
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Uncle Howe : I always say, you give me forty-five minutes and a Bible and I can prove conclusively that Noah's Ark could not have been in Turkey!
Brenda : Oh, he can.
Maurine Collier : I should study my Bible more.
Uncle Howe : Well, it had to be somewhere, now, I don't know where exactly, well, I'm not up on it like I should be. But somewhere in the Alps.