Don Johnson credited as playing...
David Simms
- Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Keep shooting pars, asshole!
- Dave Simms: I'll take 18 of them, all day long!
- Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Do it and I'll own you.
- [after Simms refuses to attempt a 250 yard shot over a water hazard]
- Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Fifteen years on the tour an' you're still a fuckin' pussy.
- Dave Simms: Thirteen years on the driving range and you still think this game is about your testosterone count.
- Guy at Bar: [about a trick shot McAvoy is about to attempt from inside the bar] I'll give you 4-to-1 odds.
- Dave Simms: 4-to-1?
- [Chuckles]
- Dave Simms: Shit, give him 10-to-1!