Jingle All the Way (1996)

Robert Conrad: Officer Hummell

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Quotes 

• Sparky : Maybe you shouldn't mess with that.

  Officer Hummel : Relax, Sparky, I was with the bomb squad for 10 years.

  [does various things to find out if it's really a bomb while Howard and Myron run out of the studio] 

  Officer Hummel : Gentlemen, we've been duped. This is nothing but a harmless Christmas package.

  [he rips open the package] 

  Myron Larabee : [the bomb goes off, Howard hesitates with a look of shock, and even Myron looks shocked]  That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!

  Sparky : How many years on the bomb squad?

  [Officer Hummel collapses on the floor, charred] 

• Officer Hummel : As for you, Turbo Man...

  [saluting] 

  Officer Hummel : we could use a man like you on the force.

  Howard Langston : [in Turbo Man costume, saluting back]  Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Oh, I'm sorry about the bike, and the coffee, and the bus, and... the bomb.

• Officer Hummel : [During a traffic stop for speeding]  License and registration, please?

  Howard Langston : Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry. I'm really late for my son's karate class.

  Officer Hummel : Oh, I do apologize if I caused you some sort of delay? How thoughtless of me. Because the last thing that I want on my conchins right now is for a private citizen to somehow be disappointed in the performance of my duty.

  Howard Langston : I wasn't criticizing you, officer. It's just that...

  Officer Hummel : Step out of the vehicle!