- Mom: [as she's getting ready for her job working as an airport security guard] The world is changing. It used to be potty training, carpools, PTA, pregnancy tests. And now it's all those plus plastic explosives. Who would have thought I'd be doing this with my life and I'd be so darn good at it.
- Mom: [to Edith Ann after she throws a fit] No more caffeine for you, Miss Rumplestilskin. That's why you get these mood swings, you know.
- Dr. Maria Lopez: But you know, Edith, you know when you do something like playing hooky like you did this morning, you're saying something and it's more than just you don't like multiplication.
- Dr. Maria Lopez: Edith, remember that first day, I said our work would be like doing a puzzle and I'd help you put it together.