- Dr. Bill Capa: If I had known it was your birthday, I'd have come by tomorrow.
- Hector Martinez: Me too.
- [last lines]
- Hector Martinez: Hey! You gonna spend the night up there? You and little Miss Fender Bender?
- Child's Giggly Voice: Suck my tinkertoy.
- Dr. Bob Moore: [as they set off on therapeutic bicycle ride] Why don't we just drop our pants and see who's got the bigger dick? Then we can go back and have a nice, civilized breakfast.
- Dr. Bill Capa: Wouldn't be civilized.
- Dr. Bob Moore: Why?
- Dr. Bill Capa: You'd be sulking!
- Hector Martinez: If you don't tell 'em, I'll have to tell 'em. Am I the person to break the news to these people? 'Listen up, you fuckin' daffodils. Your shrink is dead. Which means that all the time, effort and love you put in this relationship is wasted. You're gonna remain as fucked up as you are, or get worse.'
- Hector Martinez: You stick your dick in a barrel of barracudas once, maybe you won't lose it. You leave it in there, it's gonna get chewed off at the root.
- Dr. Bill Capa: I appreciate your concern for my dick, Hector, thank you.
- Hector Martinez: You're talkin' to me about an issue of confidentiality?
- Dr. Bill Capa: Similar to the Miranda oath.
- Hector Martinez: If a friend of mine got killed and the only thing between the killer and me was Miranda, you know what I would do? Huh? I'd fuck Miranda up the ass. But don't tell anybody, because it's a matter of confidentiality.
- Dr. Bill Capa: Six weeks ago, I spoke harshly to a patient and she committed suicide. Right in front of me. Perhaps she would have done this anyway. That's what my colleagues say. But I don't know.
- Sondra Dorio: Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Dr. Bill Capa: And my patient, her name was Michelle, jumped out of a window in my office.
- Clark: Oh.
- Dr. Bill Capa: So much blood. So red, and I... and right, uh, before my eyes the red, uh, disappeared. Just turned to gray, and so I don't see... red now. But, see, I was her doctor. And I failed. So I cannot help you. I don't think that you want someone like me around right now.
- Buck: I think I do.
- Richie: Me too.
- Casey Heinz: Why don't you give us a try for a month?
- Hector Martinez: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Anderson! This is civilization, man! What do you think this is, your bedroom? Damn! Knock! Knock! Don't don't come into my office like that, bro. Hey!
- [Anderson shakes his head and leaves]
- Hector Martinez: It's a Third World thing.
- Hector Martinez: Hey! Listen up, you fucking daffodils! You gonna leave me hanging here all night, huh? Get me down, you goddamn cuckoos! Get me some fucking Band-Aids! Come on, you fucking daffodils! Get me out of here!
- Dr. Bill Capa: [about Bob's murder] He was locking up here late Friday night.
- Sondra Dorio: Here?
- Dr. Bill Capa: Yes, right here in the office.
- Buck: Was he shot, stabbed, beaten? Have they got a suspect? A motive? Three days go by and you don't call us?
- Dr. Bill Capa: I thought it'd be easier if you heard it together.
- Casey Heinz: Oh, I see. So even Bob's death is group therapy. That's great.
- [looks skyward]
- Casey Heinz: Hey, Bob, thanks for giving us a chance to grieve together. Shit!
- Dr. Bill Capa: But I'm still a romantic. I just don't have anybody to be romantic with. They all want to fuck me or marry me. None of 'em want to love me.
- Ashland: Maybe you don't want to be loved.
- Dr. Bill Capa: [On why he won't take over the therapy group] For one reason or another I'm more screwed up than you people are.
- Sondra Dorio: I'm sorry. Class was really, really, really late.
- Casey Heinz: What class is that? Advanced cunnilingus for the single woman or C.P.R. for pleasure and gain?
- Dr. Bill Capa: I know that I've got something broken. And I know that it's gonna take some time to get it fixed.
- Dr. Bill Capa: What do you give a suicidal patient who's got everything?
- Dr. Bob Moore: A parachute. I heard it already.
- Dr. Bill Capa: We keep making the same neurotic choices over and over every time we choose a new mate.
- Casey Heinz: [discussing Bob's murder] It wasn't a thief. I'll tell you that right now.
- Clark: I agree.
- Casey Heinz: I mean, why stab a guy thirty times? Bob, he'd piss in his pants if you showed him a knife. You know that?
- Sondra Dorio: What are you saying?
- Casey Heinz: I'm saying, Sondra, that you have to really hate a person to stab him that many times.
- Casey Heinz: [to Bill] You're a shrink, right? You know what kind of power people hand over to shrinks. Well, maybe sometimes they hand over more than they want to!
- Clark: That is absolutely correct. A thief would not stick around to stab someone thirty times!
- Buck: Since when did you become such an expert on robbery?
- Sondra Dorio: It's not the robbery he's an expert on. It's the rage!
- Dr. Bill Capa: Tend to view our lives as if we're looking through a keyhole. It's a very limited view of the truth. So we have to fill in the blanks. We invent things. You invent enemies to test your strength against. You invent gods to protect you from these enemies. Who is the enemy? One minute you have friends. The next moment, they've slipped away.
- Rose: [only wore apron, so when she bent over in front of the stove, showed naked behind] Oh! I forgot about that!
- Dr. Bill Capa: How did you get in here?
- Rose: Last time I was here, I stole the key that was by the door.
- Dr. Bill Capa: What about the alarm?
- Rose: [covers her mouth in surprise] I never thought...
- Dr. Bill Capa: It didn't go off?
- Rose: [shakes her head] No. Uhm... did I make a mistake? Did you have someone... in the car?
- Dr. Bill Capa: No, Goddammit, there isn't someone in the car! People are getting killed around here! You walk around like it's Goddamn Disneyland! What if something woulda happened to you?
- Rose: [softly:] Just thought it would be a surprise, that's all.