Clerks (1994)
Ed Hapstak: Sanford, Angry Mourner
Quotes
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Sanford : Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, alright?
Dante Hicks : If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one.
Sanford : So?
Dante Hicks : So, who's gonna pay for these Gatorades?
Sanford : What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?
Dante Hicks : Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.
Sanford : Responsibility? What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey!
Randal Graves : He's blunt, but he's got a point.
Dante Hicks : Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?
Sanford : No, all I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.
Randal Graves : He's right, as if we're suddenly gonna have a run on Gatorade.
Sanford : Fuckin' A!
Dante Hicks : All right! Jesus! You fuckers are pushy!
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Sanford : Hey, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.
Randal Graves : Design major.
Dante Hicks : Can we not talk about this?
Sanford : Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!