- Vic: You fell in love!
- Sharon: Yes.
- Vic: Wait 'til he finds out about you.
- Sharon: Oh, he knows all about me.
- Vic: Is he as bad a boy as I am?
- Sharon: I think you should meet him.
- Vic: You told him about me?
- Sharon: I told you. He knows everything.
- Vic: He's rich, right? He's some rich guy and you fell for some line of his.
- Sharon: You could love him too, Vic.
- Vic: You fell for some rich homosexual!
- [Vic doubles up laughing]
- Sharon: He's the Lord Jesus Christ, Vic. He's the Son of God.
- Randy: Sharon, don't you understand what's going on? The world's a disaster. We have no power to make it better. You hate your job; you hate your life; but you want to feel special. Instead of letting me do that, you're rushing off to something that's not even there.
- Sharon: Have you been saved?
- Deputy Foster: No.
- Sharon: Do you know what that means?
- Deputy Foster: Yeah.
- Sharon: Would you like to be?
- Deputy Foster: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, who wouldn't?
- [first lines]
- Sharon: Please hold for the number. Operator 134. What city please? Is that a business or residence?