- [Girl exposes her breasts to Cowboy]
- Cowboy: How old are you, sweetie?
- Girl: Fifteen.
- [Cowboy gives girl several 50 dollar bills]
- Cowboy: Sixteen, seventeen...
- [pause]
- Cowboy: Now you are eighteen.
- [Cowboy and girl kiss, while Dan enters the room]
- Dan: Hi, guy!
- Cowboy: Who the fuck are you?
- Dan: I'm her father.
- [pause]
- Cowboy: Nah, I was just kidding, I'm a cop. And you, sweetie, are under arrested.
- [Dan brings Cowboy to cell]
- Dan: Hey, boys! We have a fish here!
- Cowboy: [to lawyer] You get me fucking out of here!
- Sheriff: Hey, we have a cowboy here! It must be Christmas!
- Dan: [to Cowboy] We could have killed you already.
- Sheriff: What is the charge, Dan?
- Dan: Offending cop.
- Cowboy: I will be out of here before you go and kiss your mother!
- Dan: [to sheriff] Twice.
- Cowboy: [after being caught by Osbourne] Please! Give me another chance!
- Spaulding Osbourne: Another chance? Okay... quick, name the seven dwarfs from "Snow White"!
- Cowboy: Uh... Grumpy... Doc... and Snoopy!
- Spaulding Osbourne: Snoopy?
- [Osbourne blows up the car which Cowboy is sitting in]
- Lloyd: Let me ask you something, Dan. Do you have any idea, who is Spaulding Osbourne?
- [very short pause]
- Lloyd: No, no! Let me tell you: I kiss the Chief's ass. Chief kisses the Mayor's ass. And the Mayor kisses all the Osbourne's asses of the world. Do you get me?
- Dan: Sounds like a bit brown stuff to me.
- Lloyd: Don't be a wise crack with me.
- [Dan and Sharon are about to leav Osbourne's body, when he slowly gets up]
- Spaulding Osbourne: You are worth... My spirit... My immortality... I am Na'Kook!
- Dan: Well, I am Dan, I am a cop, and you're fucked!
- [Dan shoots 6 times, Osbourne falls on his knees]
- Spaulding Osbourne: [whispers] You're worth it...
- [Osbourne collapses]
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