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[Frank is interrogating Nordberg about the source of his incident, while Nordberg is only partly conscious from anesthesia, which Frank is incompetently unaware of]
Frank : Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Now, who did this to you?
Det. Nordberg : [Struggling to tell the name of the ship he was attacked on] I... Love... You.
Frank : [Awkwardly] I... love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they?
Det. Nordberg : [half-consciously] Ship... boat.
Frank : That's right, Nordberg. A boat. Now, when you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. We'll take a cruise just like last year.
Det. Nordberg : [half-consciously] No... Drugs...
Frank : Hey, Nurse! Quick! Give this man some drugs! Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot quickly!
[nurse administers drugs]
Det. Nordberg : No... no...
[pulls Frank towards him]
Det. Nordberg : [half-consciously] Heroin... Heroin, Frank!
Frank : Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
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[last lines]
Mayor Barkley : Drebin! I was wrong about you. This city and the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.
Frank : Thank you.
Mayor Barkley : And Monday morning, we want you back at Police Squad... with a promotion to Captain.
Frank : Mayor!
Mayor Barkley : Don't thank me. There's someone else here who wants to thank you.
[a smiling Nordberg rolls up in a wheelchair]
Frank : Nordberg!
Det. Nordberg : Hiya, buddy! The doc says I should be on my feet in a week!
Ed : And back on the force!
Frank : Nordberg, that's wonderful!
[Frank slaps Nordberg on the back, causing his wheelchair to slide forward down a flight of stairs and then flings his body off onto the baseball field]
Jane : Frank! Everybody should have a friend like you.