- Francis Li: Bruce Lee taught Jackie Chan... Jackie Chan taught Alain Delon... Alain Delon taught Stallone... Stallone taught Ti Lung. Ti Lung told me. Didn't he tell you? Oh, well.
- Police inspector: [as Francis and Michael learn they are partners] That's more like it. You two are partners now. Do you know how I managed to go from being a constable to a chief inspector?
- Francis Li: By kissing ass and telling tales?
- Police inspector: Don't say that loudly! Your father taught me to do that.
- Francis Li: What have you heard around town, Brother Loong?
- Loong: Lots. A rookie cop held a gun to you and you pissed your pants in fright. How can you show your face around town?
- Francis Li: Miss, where's Marydonna?
- Receptionist: She should have finished her class. Maybe she's taking a shower. May I ask who's asking for her?
- Francis Li: Mark Gor.
- Receptionist: Well, Mark Gor, please fill out this survey.
- [Ping holds two women captive, forcing Francis and Michael to give him a pair of pants]
- Francis Li: Michael Tso! Take off your trousers!
- Michael Tso: [without thinking, and in English] Yes, sir!
- [pauses]
- Michael Tso: Why me?
- Francis Li: I'm the sergeant. Take off your pants!
- [assuring Ping]
- Francis Li: They're on the way!
- Michael Tso: How I face people?
- Francis Li: You're responsible for two innocent lives!
- Michael Tso: I can shoot him dead with one shot!
- Poison Snake Ping, Marydonna's brother: Hurry up! Remove your pants!
- Michael Tso: Fine! I'll do it, then!
- Poison Snake Ping, Marydonna's brother: Hurry up!
- Francis Li: He's taking them off right now. Don't hurt the girls!
- Poison Snake Ping, Marydonna's brother: Throw them down!
- [Michael throws his pair of pants onto a tree]
- Poison Snake Ping, Marydonna's brother: You want to play tricks on me? I'll kill them!
- Francis Li: There's still one more pair. Wait a second, okay?
- [to Michael]
- Francis Li: You little shit! You set me up, didn't you?
- Michael Tso: No, sergeant. It's windy.
- Francis Li: Windy, my ass! I haven't felt the wind today.
- Michael Tso: Even the desperate need to catch their breath.
- Francis Li: How can I face the citizens of Hong Kong now?
- [first lines]
- Francis Li: Hey, wake up! Wake up! Hey, wake up, and put on your clothes! My wife's home! Hey!
- Dummy's Wife: You have a wife?
- Francis Li: Whatever. Put on your clothes! I'll explain it to you another day.
- Dummy's Wife: What do you mean "Put on my clothes?" This is my home!
- Francis Li: Your home? Then, who's the person trying to get in?
- Dummy's Wife: Oh! My husband's back!
- Francis Li: Your husband? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
- Dummy's Wife: I told you! You just pretended not to understand.
- Francis Li: I'm deaf! When I hit on you, you should've said something!
- Dummy's Wife: Hurry up! My husband hates cops!
- Francis Li: I hate other people's husbands, too!
- Police inspector: Someone points a gun at you, and piss in your pants! Now, the whole station knows about it!
- Francis Li: Don't shout! Even those who didn't know about it know now!
- Francis Li: And don't bother going after my sister.
- Michael Tso: I won't. I haven't even thought about it.
- Francis Li: That's good. My sister is expensive goods. You look too much like a thug.
- Michael Tso: Ok, Sergeant.
- [after Michael tries to arrest someone who looks like a thug]
- Francis Li: What are you doing?
- Michael Tso: He looks like a thug!
- Francis Li: He's my neighbor!
- Department store staff: Gentlemen, what can I help you with in the lingerie section?
- Francis Li: Ah, I need to buy a bra.
- Department store staff: A bra? Is it for your home use, or for going out?
- Francis Li: No, it's for my wife.
- Department store staff: What's the size, then? How big is she?
- Francis Li: I forgot to measure.
- Department store staff: Like Elsie Chan?
- Francis Li: Not that big!
- Department store staff: Then Pat Ha?
- Francis Li: She doesn't have any!
- Department store staff: Anita Mui?
- Francis Li: Her breasts change!
- Department store staff: Then is she as big as me?
- Francis Li: You're too much!
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