Jay Patterson credited as playing...
W.E. Simmons
- Edna Spalding: Mr. Simmons, I want 4 and a half cents a pound for my cotton.
- W.E. Simmons: God Almighty, lady, you don't want me, you want Santa Claus.
- Moze: [whispering to Edna] That ain't the seed you're paying for. He's charging you for grade-A seed, but that's gin-run quality.
- Edna Spalding: Somethin' wrong, ma'am?
- Edna Spalding: Mr. Simmons, I think maybe you gave us the wrong seed?
- W.E. Simmons: Well, so I did. That's just an honest mistake, idn't it, boy? Idn't it, boy?
- Moze: Yes, sah.
- W.E. Simmons: Now you idiots give Mrs. Spalding the wrong seed. We're lucky her nigger caught it. That's a smart nigger you got there, Mrs. Spalding. He's a credit to his race.