Stripes (1981)
William Lucking: Recruiter
Quotes
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Recruiter : Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
John Winger : Convicted? No.
Russell Ziskey : Never convicted.
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Recruiter : Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger : [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter : Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey : No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger : Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter : I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...