Duncan Ely: People should be born at the age of 70 and live their life backwards.
[after smashing a headlight with a wrench]
Paula Clarkson: Oh, by the way, someone smashed one of the headlights. You shouldn't leave the Rolls out there in plain view. This neighborhood is full of rich teenaged bastards.
[Myles is going to light a cigarette]
Duncan Ely: Oh, throw that disgusting cylinder away!
Roxanne Delancey: I've changed my perfume... It's called Shalimar... You like it?
Myles Clarkson: We could use a new brand of Scotch. This tastes like a poor man's kilt.