M*A*S*H (1970)
John Schuck: Capt. 'Painless' Waldowski
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Quotes
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Painless : [lining up during football game] All right, Bub, your fuckin' head is coming right off.
[the first use of the word "fuck" in a major motion picture]
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Painless : I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.
Hawkeye Pierce : And you wanted to be faithful to them. Baby, you are 7,000 miles from home, you're...
Painless : Well anyway, I took her out and... And I failed.
Hawkeye Pierce : You mean she wouldn't put out for you, eh?
Painless : No, she wanted to in the worst way but it was me. I just couldn't.
Hawkeye Pierce : Oh you couldn't...?
Painless : No, it just wasn't happening...