Casino Royale (1967)
Woody Allen: Jimmy Bond (Dr. Noah)
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Quotes
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[speaking amorously to The Detainer, believing he has seduced her to his cause]
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah : And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Jimmy Bond : You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time. I-I, eh, eh, oh, oh, what if I said I was pregnant?
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Jimmy Bond : [being led to a firing squad] You do know of course that this means an angry letter to The Times?
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The Detainer : You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy!
Jimmy Bond : People called Einstein crazy.
The Detainer : That's not true. No one ever called Einstein crazy.
Jimmy Bond : Well, they would have if he'd carried on like this.
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The Detainer : [Dr. Noah declares his desire for the Detainer, who is captive, nude, and strapped down] Do you treat ALL the girls you desire this way?
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah : [impatiently] Yes! Oh yes, I remove their clothing and tie them up, yes! I learned that in the Boy Scouts.
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Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah : Think of it! A world free of poverty and pestilence and war. A world where all men are created equal. Where a man, no matter how short, can score with a top broad. Where each man; regardless of race, creed, color; gets free dental work. And a chance, of subscription buying, of all the good things in life.
The Detainer : But, Noah, you are for all this?
Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah : No-no. I'm against all this.
The Detainer : Oh, I love politics!
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Jimmy Bond/Dr. Noah : This will show Sir James, once and for all, which of us has the perfect body. The poor boob!
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Dr. Noah : Proceed with SMERSH Plan B. Sir James Bond is back - with his morals, his vows, and his celibate image. We must destroy that image.
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Jimmy Bond : [escaping the firing squad] So long, suckers!
