- Park Gardener: May I call your particular attention to the notice and its contents. Delphinia gigantica. Do you know it takes five years from the tiny seed, that I've nurtured with loving care, to the full paregoric effect you see here today. These beautiful blooms are extraordinarily delicate... so would you mind taking your dirty great hooter out of their fragrant petals.
- The Sandwich Man: What's the matter with the arm, then. Rheumatism?
- Fred - Sandwich Man in Suit of Armour: No, rust!
- Lord Uffingham: He's a hero - shake hands with him. He is the greatest pig sticker on the north-west frontier.