Ronald Fraser credited as playing...
- Bikini: Pity you don't get well educated like Willy the poet.
- Walt: Cut the cackle.
- Walt: He might be a bumpkin but he's still a bogie.
- Walt: Starting with you Brother Bikini - you're fixing the eats!
- Walt: You know what women are like.
- Lorenzo: Well we did, Brother Walt.
- Walt: You must be dreaming if you think I'm dreaming. Don't you think I don't know a bit of plum duff when I see one.
- Walt: It's him we've got to thank for being here.
- [Walt points at a picture of Superintendent Mungo on wall]
- Tall man on monastery tour: Your benefactor?
- Walt: Yeah, he's a right... benefactor.
- Walt: Brother Specs, you're bellboy, get the gen on them bell-ringing times.
- Tall man on monastery tour: So encouraging to hear of all your hopes and plans.
- Walt: Yes, we're stacked right up with hopes and plans.
- Walt: She never knew that chips were made from tatters till she read that book on it.
- Walt: You know the trouble with you lot - you're forgetting you're a bunch of hard-nuts, a team of pure villiams!