Two Girls on Broadway (1940)

George Murphy: Eddie Kerns

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• Molly Mahoney : Well, we can't spend the whole day admiring each other.

  Eddie Kerns : Say, that's right. We gotta get down to the casino. Buddy Bartell is waiting for us right now.

  Molly Mahoney : He is? Oh, can't we go to the beauty parlor and get sand blasted or something? I got half of Nebraska down my neck.

  Eddie Kerns : Aw, come on, you look beautiful.

• Molly Mahoney : Well, kids. Gee, the routines look swell. You'll walk away with the show!

  Eddie Kerns : Oh, they'll be alright after you brush up some of the rough spots for us. Maybe you can give us a couple of good hot breaks?

  Molly Mahoney : Not on your life! I'm saving my routines for television!

  Eddie Kerns : [laughter]  Oh, television! Goodness!

• Pat Mahoney : Gee, they got the morning paper, the night before?

  Eddie Kerns : Sure, everything happens quick like that here in New York. Why, at 6 AM you'll be able to read what happened tomorrow night.

• Taxi Driver : Taxi Cab? Two dollars flat to Hoboken.

  Eddie Kerns : Where do you get that Hoboken stuff?

  Taxi Driver : Oh, no offense, buddy. I just pegged you wrong. A dollar and a half to Brooklyn.

  Eddie Kerns : We don't come from Brooklyn either!

• Eddie Kerns : What are you doin'?

  Pat Mahoney : Making a sandwich for Molly. She'll be hungry after walking around that place all night.

  Eddie Kerns : Here, let me do that. I'll make her a triple-decker she'll never forget. I used to be known as Kerns, the Pumpernickel King.

• Eddie Kerns : Oh, Pat, what do you think would be the square thing to do?

• Eddie Kerns : [singing]  Lets dance, It makes no difference what they play, Something sweet or something gay...