Triumf

Sometimes good actors, script or directing can save a blank story and make it watchable. None of these are present in a movie ridden with cliches, uninspired acting and "clever" insiders jokes, which can only be understood by a very narrow demographic.

The attempt at cinematic shooting fails spectacularly, with unnecessary scenes ongoing for minutes, without bringing anything to the story arc. Characters are one dimensional and their fate is sealed from the moment they appear, with obvious visual clues ensuring that there will be no surprises in the character development, as such doesn't exist.

The good news - the two minutes trailer tells you the full story, omitting only a flaccid sex scene.