Vou Morrer Amanhã

Not just the characters, but everyone who wasted their time and film making this steamy pile. At first I thought it was going to be a "slow burn" kind of movie, so I gave it some extra time. But this movie just has nothing to it, no meat at all. There are some times where I think it's an accidental comedy, one of those pretentious movies that takes itself so seriously but really has nothing to give.

But I can't even give it that much credit.

There really is just nothing to this movie. It's vapid, meaningless, and pointless. I'd rather watch The Happening with Mark Wahlberg than watch this again.