Citations

I'm not British, just affected.

[on the cancellation of "Lost in Space"]: When the curtain comes down, you're disappointed. Always, the curtain comes down. I've done so much work, and then, the curtain comes down and you go on to something else.

[on trying his hand on being a leading man of the 1940s]: I thought I was Cary Grant. Oh, I looked into the mirror, and said, 'Yes, Yes. It's Cary Grant.' And then, I pulled myself together and said, 'Are you kidding? You're a character man'.

[When his father finally arrived at the theatre to see his son]: He came to the dressing room, gave me a hug and a kiss; and said, 'You belong here.' I never forget it.

[on asking Irwin Allen for a Special Guest Star credit on every episode of Lost in Space (1965)]: Well, the screaming, the hollering. I never heard of such a thing. On. . . about 20 minutes. Finally, he ran out of breath, and said, 'Okay,' I got it!

I spoke straight New Yorkese, I was much too poor to go to acting school, so I learned to speak by going to the movies. I watched over 200 British films. I found that the way to get rid of my accent was to superimpose another.

We all agreed that our original name was all but unpronounceable.

[Who stayed up nights drawing up lists of alliterations for his Dr. Smith character to spout to the Robot, which soon became the catalyst of the show]: Fans have shown me lots of lists over the years, but none of them were complete. I know, because I've still got the original one.

[Of Bill Mumy]: What a darling actor he was, how lovely. Well you see, again, I study the territory, I've been in this business for 1,000 years, at least; and I study the territory. I realized early on that he was very, very important to me, and I was to him, so that we we're marvelous together. I thought very chemically suited.

[on his career as a stage actor]: I got thrown out of that office every day. Finally the secretary took pity on me and I got to meet Mr. Miller. He cast me as a Polish flier in the show The Heart of a City. He asked me if I could do a Polish accent, so of course I said yes, even though I hadn't a clue. I went to the Polish Consulate to find out how they spoke, but everyone there had a different accent so I went home and tried to make one up. At the first rehearsal I was shaking like a leaf, worrying that I'd get fired, when the director pointed at me. 'You there, where did you get that accent' he bellowed. So I lied and told him my parents were Polish immigrants and this is how they spoke. Convinced, the director leaned over to the writer and said, 'You owe me five bucks. I told you he was a real one.' I've used that accent many times since, whenever they need something foreign. I've even used it for Chinese!

[In 1993]: My parents were absolutely aristocratic peasants in Russia, but they look very nice. My mother had wonderful, fly away eyebrows and an aquiline nose. She was a very handsome lady and very domineering, as a matter of fact and my father was Mr. Adorable, really he was.

[on his father's, Sam's death]: My father was a wonderful man, who was 93 years old, when he was killed by a car in New York City, because I adored him, because he was the sweetest, good-est and my fan. He used to stop people on the street and say, 'Guess who's my son?,' and he was wonderful, he was a darling man.

This is something like we have never seen before in the history of the industry.

[on receiving a guest-starring role for every episode of Lost in Space (1965)]: That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star. I started that whole nonsense.

I wish you well and I hope it will be a huge hit, because that would be very good for me. And if, God forbid, it's a terrible flop, well that would be very good for me.

We used to like camping out.

[In 1967]: I developed the accent by attending English movies.

[In 1997]: Did you know that I hang in the Smithsonian Institution? Yes, I do! In the science-fiction hall there are three pictures of me with the robot!

[In 1966]: I am deliciously wicked. I am selfish, self-pitying, pompous, pretentious, peremptory, conniving, unctuous, scornful, greedy, unscrupulous, cruel, cowardly, egotistical and absolutely delightful. The boy [Billy Mumy as young Will Robinson] loves me, but I would gladly sacrifice him to achieve my ends.

[In 1998]: I realized that the original concept of Smith was a deep-dyed, snarling villain, and he bored me to death. There's no longevity in a part like that. They'd have to kill me off in five episodes, and I'd be out of a job, unemployed again, right? So I began to sneak in the things for which I am -- at the risk of seeming immodest -- justly famous. Comedic villainy.

[In 2002]: It was the most fun in the whole world. I loved creating ... that dreadful, wonderful man.

I was born in New York City, and you know something interesting? My original speech was 'Listen to me! I was born on Teddy Teddy Street and Teddy Avenue, and that's the way it is, see! Want a little coffee? Let's go and have coffee, right?' I could not play a part like that, I'd fall apart laughing on the floor. It's been so long, I'd gotten away with that.

It doesn't get any better than that, you can go on forever.

[on his popularity while playing the fifty-something Dr. Zachary Smith on Lost in Space]: I play it with my tongue so far in my cheek it hurts. How could anyone take it seriously?

[Of his lack of romantic leading roles]: I never got the girl, because I had already killed her. I believed that an actor should look in the mirror and see what he had to see and then go out and sell it better than anyone else.

[In 1965]: I'm stage struck. I love the word actor. I still get nervous, isn't that wonderful! It's standing in the wings waiting to go on an opening night with a death wish and then going on and giving the best performance of your life. I still get that feeling, even in TV.

[In 1969]: I've been there. You won't like it.

[on his Dr. Zachary Smith character]: Dr. Smith is really nutty. He is friendly only with the robot, treating the machine as the only true, real person aboard the spacecraft. I'm a little afraid of the robot because he's as wicked as I am. But he's my superior, my wedge.

[In 1990]: ... I said 'This is not going to be palatable every week. It can't be. He's just bad.' So, I started, subliminally, to introduce comedic villainy, which is palatable. That you can live with ... and the rest, as they say, is history.

[Who remembered his character on his very first Lost in Space (1965) appearance, a quarter of a century ago]: In the beginning of the show, Dr. Smith was a 'murderer and a deep-dyed villain, and he bored me to death. There is no longevity in that kind of villainy on a weekly series. People would've hated me and wanted the character dead.

Ginny McSwain, the work with her is swift, professional, humorous and a total delight. To work with her is to know how voice work should be done. Try it, you'll like it.