Universal Basic Guys

Threatened by a doctor's kindness toward Tammy, Mark buys her a chimpanzee, which rips off his face; Hank bonds with the chimpanzee via its Bluetooth; David's dog saves him and Mernft Man from a pet snake.

David and Andrea unexpectedly rekindle their romance when they go on a cruise with Mark and Tammy; Mark catches a whale that threatens the safety of the cruise; Hank dates a mermaid who dislikes hot dogs.

Mark and his stepson Darren encounter the Jersey Devil while searching for a handmade boomerang given to Darren by his father; David is put through the wringer trying to return a sex doll he swears he didn't buy.

Tammy is upset that an elite country club only takes men, so Mark joins it to supposedly change it from within; the club owner's wife invites Tammy to join an elite league of women dedicated to combating global female issues.

Mark buys a Jaws of Life to save lives out of jealousy of the attention Tammy receives for saving a choking stranger, who has become more than a little obsessed with her.

Mark buys a Super Bowl ring and uses it to get special treatment at the Eagles game; Hank has an adventure with cutting-edge mascot technology.

Hank gets in trouble with the TSA and Mark puts his piloting skills to the test as they travel for their uncle's funeral; David babysits Aiden and Ava to convince Andrea to remove her IUD.