Everything Star Wars

Luke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a Wookiee and two droids to save the galaxy from the Empire's world-destroying battle station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the mysterious Darth Vader.

Guests Kris Kristofferson, Rita Coolidge, Paul Williams, Paul Lynde. The highlight is a parody of Star Wars with Donny as Luke Skywalker, and Marie as Princess Leia.

C-3PO and R2-D2 explore the creation of the film that made them famous.

Award of the American academy of cinematographic arts and sciences, from 1940 known as " Oscar", - American film award created in 1929 and traditionally handed to the figures of cinematographic art for their contribution to creation of movies.

This is a short parody of the movie Star Wars.

The host for the episode is Carrie Fisher, and the musical guest is The Blues Brothers (their third appearance). The skits for this episode are as follows: During her opening monologue, Carrie Fisher is instructed by Obi-Wan to tell a joke about aliens that completely bombs. Princess Leia arrives on Earth and joins a beach party with Frankie and Annette. Two boys show up for their dates with the Loud family sisters, only to be taken aback at how loud everyone speaks. Two orderlies take it upon themselves to release a dying patient from her misery, but get the wrong bed by mistake. During the Weekend Update, Jane Curtin reports on an archaeological find in Egypt, McDonald's hamburgers and Sambo's restaurants, Bill Murray reports on Neil Armstrong, Vietnamese refugees, and the death of Jimmy Hoffa. Father Guido Sarducci answers allegations that the Vatican Bank is becoming a tax haven, and Roseanne Roseannadanna rants about smoking and naked people in health clubs. Mr. Bill goes fishing with Mr. Hands but ends up getting speared with hooks and eaten by a dolphin. At a waterfront dive in Marseilles, while the other bar girls try to get the sailors to buy expensive drinks, one gets them to sign up for insurance policies. The Blues Brothers perform "Soul Man", "Got Everything I Need, Almost", and "B Movie Boxcar Blues."

Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.

After the Empire overpowers the Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker begins his Jedi training with Yoda. At the same time, Darth Vader and bounty hunter Boba Fett pursue his friends across the galaxy.

A behind-the-scenes look at the creation of the special effects in the second Star Wars installment.

While the Star Wars characters search for Chewbacca around the theatre, Luke's cousin, Mark Hamill, offers to perform over the objections of the Gershwin gargling guest star, Angus McGonagle.

Segment 1: Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil; Phil the Garment King (also of Phil's Nails) offers tips on doing your own commercials: just be yourself, prices that are easy to say, get a gimmick and keep your hands in your pockets. Segment 2: Promo: Chick Monk, Roadie for the Defense; Chick checks levels, tapes down some cables and averts disaster in the form of a falling speaker stack. Segment 3: Teaser: SCTV News Segment 4: Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars; Doug does his phaser and Darth Vader. Segment 5: SCTV News: 4th Anniversary; Togo enters the Guinness Book of Records for the most earthquakes in a year. Earl is going to give an editorial on friendship, but first a message from their new sponsor. Segment 6: Commercial: Mr. Earl Doll; Floyd shows just how much fun you can have with a Mr. Earl Doll, from Robertson toys. Segment 7: SCTV News: 4th Anniversary, Part 2; Earl decides not to give his editorial. Segment 8: Commercial: Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only; With vocal tricks only a dog can appreciate, including "A Poodle In Paradise" and "The Last Time I Saw Rover." The two record set only $47.50, tape $88.95. Segment 9: Bill Needle's Mailbag 3; Bill doesn't have any good mail. He editorializes about celebrities, but can't use any names for legal reasons, so he refers to them using the names of fruit. Singers thinking they are actors ('Coconut') particularly bug him. Segment 10: Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars; Guy is pleased to introduce the latest Star Wars film, an SCTV exclusive. But first a message from their new sponsor. Segment 11: Commercial: Videotech Complete Home Entertainment System; Videotech provides everything you need to enjoy and copy movies at home. They even deliver. "You'll never have to leave home again." Segment 12: Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars, Part 2; Star Wars XXXIV, Return to Planet of Empires, is interrupted as it becomes obvious it is an illegal copy. Guy runs for it. Segment 13: Dialing for Dollars: The Fly Returns to Beneath the Planet of the Apes; There is $1,050 in the jackpot and Walter makes some calls. He phones a guy who looks it up in the TV Guide. Walter hangs up on him. The guy phones back.

Big Bird orders a glass of water from David. The glass he's given is too small, so David gives him a bigger glass, then biggest glass in the store. The water turns out to be for Mr. Snuffleupagus. Cartoon The Dog and The Bone. Film - Counting six oryx. Music: Joe Raposo. After a bunch of kids come running by, a girl goes before the man and says it's Saturday. That leaves him to say: "No school."

"Imagination Rain". Muppets Ernie and Bert- Ernie is planning to go to the library, when he hears on the radio that it might rain. So he gets out his umbrella, and puts on his raincoat, rain hat, and galoshes. Then, in case it floods, he takes a bag of groceries and a life preserver. Finally, he makes Bert go to the library with him, so he won't be stranded in the flood without him.

C-3PO and R2-D2 land in a space capsule to bring a message to Oscar the Grouch. Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters J and Z and the number 4.

Young Warwick Davis decides he wants to be in pictures, so he gets himself an agent. The agent gives him an Ewok outfit and points him towards Elstree Studios. There Warwick wanders from set to set looking to find the other Ewoks.

After rescuing Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt, the Rebel Alliance attempts to destroy the second Death Star while Luke struggles to help Darth Vader back from the dark side.

A behind-the-scenes look at the visual effects of Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

A look at the making of the original Star Wars trilogy.