The Texas Kid

Henchman: [referring to Sandy's wagon] What have you got here, stranger?

Marshal Sandy Hopkins: [posing as a peddler] Well-ell, now, my friend... you name it, and I've got it.

[Sandy gets down and they go to the side of the wagon]

Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Now, of course you won't find in there what you're expecting...

[opens shelf door]

Marshal Sandy Hopkins: but that's full of my favorite concoctions.

Henchman: Oh really?

Marshal Sandy Hopkins: [Sandy takes out a bottle] My favorite bottle - it's good for dandruff, delirium tremens, and has been used on saddle horses, and very good for lead poisoning. Will you have a little shot?

[he thrusts the bottle into henchman's face]

Henchman: [henchman, repelled, rubs his nose] I'm not interested.

Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Well, it's too bad, my friend, because this bottle has made many a youth out of an old man. Well, too bad.