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- Don't be fooled by the title, it's specially chosen to arouse your curiosity and make you want to see the film at all costs. It's actually a love story, not so much romantic as comic. A man and a woman meet not exactly by chance, they break up to see each other again the next day, they don't see each other again because she doesn't come to the meeting, and then they meet again by chance after a while. Will they stay together this time?
- He doesn't work for CIA, NSA, KGB, MI5, MI6, Mossad, French or Chinese Intelligence, he works for Gagauz Secret Services, he is Very Very Secret Agent Cochon. After 4 films and countless situations in which he behaved like a retard, Cochon got fed up. Aware that he's a moron (billions of individuals are not even aware), Cochon will make a change of huge proportions. Not waiting for Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab to insert their microchip, Cochon will insert his own microchip, which will make him immortal and all-powerful.
- Traces of the famous Yeti have been seen all over the world. Many of them turned out to be just fakes. The media also calls him Sasquatch, ape, bear-like figure, Bigfoot or Wildman. But now we are in the vast Epping Forest where there are enormous footprints and even a shelter. Many women declared that met him. Some of them they said that they were raped by a creature like a ghost.
- If you are a very good actor, you can convince people of almost anything, they are unsuspectingly incredibly gullible. You can almost get them arrested because of the Chinese spy balloon, you can ask them to help you get to your boat that isn't really yours by telling them you're blind, you can ask them to help a dying person who's just pretending to be dying, you can ask them to let you vaccinate them for a virus that doesn't exist but has already spread outside the galaxy, you can make them drink water in a fake contest of who can drink a bottle of beer faster, etc. You can experience all this in PRANKS, the funniest comedy ever made in which everything, paradoxically, is real.
- It's a spectacular film about the wonderful appearance of London each year in the month of December, specially around Christmas, with images and music that take your breath away, catching those amazing lights, decorations, Christmas trees and many many other attractions.
- Bob Marley was perfectly right when he said "No woman, no cry". But he did not go further thinking that you can die. This is the story of two very lethal women and a man who only wanted to have an adventure.
- The adventures of the very secret agent Cochon become more and more unique and complex, as in no other film ever made on Planet Earth. The main stake is no longer the English "Fish and Chips" meal, but the traditional Romanian SARMALE, all the world powers want to have the recipe and would do anything to get it. Cochon will meet Jacinda Goering von der Loo again, disguised as a witch. He will expose her and have the sweet satisfaction of revenge. He will meet the terrible Yo Tzion Ping, the greatest Chinese secret agent, who wants the sarmale's recipe for the Chinese people. He will meet the man of the bushes, Opitek Ogotai Pingelik, who also wants the recipe for sarmale. Throughout the events, Cochon will learn that he is not the only depressed secret agent, he will meet also Matacambe, a finished secret agent, much more depressed than him. Cochon, in his despair, will talk, again, to a plastic man in the street. And, he will also meet a very strange coroner, Hilda, who operates on some unusual corpses, who is more drunk than sober and has a Teddy Bear as a secret lover. He will also meet Infidel Castron (a copy of Fidel Castro) and Nelu Mandel Bafto Delo Del (a copy of Nelson Mandela). Cochon will show that he's indestructible and will survive all these very bloody and extremely lethal confrontations.
- A lonely lady is looking for Yeti in the forest to benefit from some intimate pleasure in exchange for a bottle of beer. She finds him and dances a tango together, although neither of them has any experience as dancers, she not being a Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charisse, he not being a Fred Astaire. But, miraculously, they both manage to dance very well, even better than Paul (Marlon Brando) and Jeanne (Maria Schneider) from "Last Tango in Paris". But towards the end of the dance, something absolutely surprising will happen, Yeti's identity will be revealed.
- In the very near future, when you turn 64, the government offers you a free visit to one of the nearest crematoriums. It is a one-way visit only.
- 10 years after SOYLENT GREEN, people are almost the same, doing anything to get what they need. And they need only tests and vaccines.
- She is La mère de la forêt synthétique (The mother of the synthetic forest), he is Le loup-garou atomique (The atomic werewolf). They meet in the enchanted forest and have a sparkling dialogue. It would seem that they were in love in a previous life, who can know the truth, everything is possible.
- Have you ever wondered what it takes to save Earth from the evils of climate change? It involves a pig, a human pig, Mars, the Sun and a LOT of vanilla ice cream. And Cochon, the very, very secret agent, is the only hope for humanity. He's so secret, that even his own reflection isn't quite sure who he is. Cochon was on the point of returning to his natural consciousness, beyond the senses, decreasing the fever of all illusion, having the touch of the superior energy, the vital force of the Universe, beyond birth and death. Right then, Cochon's boss, the one and only Lady Marghioala Babana, who's so mysterious that she makes agent 007 look like a piece of something else, calls Cochon telling him that Earth is heating up faster than a microwave burrito and that the whole mankind needs his help until it's too late. Cochon will have to go to Mars, get as much vanilla ice cream he can get, convert it near the Sun into solar ice cream and then come back quick on Earth and eat it. Lady Marghioala Babana's plan is flawless. Mars has this special kind of vanilla that's colder than Cochon's last relationship. And when it's brought back to Earth, it can reverse climate change. With his mission accomplished, Cochon returns to Earth. He lands exactly on a sofa in no man's land, and without missing a beat, he starts eating out scoops of the magical ice cream. Almost instantly, the temperature begins to drop. Polar bears high-five each other, penguins are dancing twist, and even the glaciers start to reform. And that folks, is how a very, very secret agent, our hero, saved Earth again with vanilla ice cream. So next time you eat a scoop, remember, you're helping save the planet. Who knows what Cochon will save next? Maybe the moon with chocolate sauce?
- It's a pure parody of the times we live in. My films always have messages, you don't have to be a genius to understand them. Sometimes maybe more subtle, even subliminal. One such example from this production is the character Bruce Lee Ciung, who fights against the Chinese authorities without having hands, like the brave young Chinese who recently rebelled against the totalitarian dictatorial regime in China, like those in Tiananmen Square in 1989, without to have hands being the metaphor. I won't explain everything, just watch the movie, it's really very special. It's a sketch film in which you will see (or discover for the first time) the amazing Sonya Namik, Simona Larka, Nick Field, Geoff Brooks, David Barker and last but not least Rodrig Andrisan,
- The night after Halloween, in a house located somewhere on the outskirts, a lonely woman hears very strange noises coming from beyond the door of her room. In a first phase, going out into the corridor to see what it's about, she doesn't see anything at all, she only thinks she hears heavy breathing from somewhere. But what follows next, is hard to imagine even by the mind of the most versed Horror author.
- The very very secret agent Cochon is back, this is Part 3 of his adventures. Relentless, he continues to look for the spy with a huge ass, it seems that he found her this time, she is hiding in a crater, Copermic, on the Moon.
- It's the year 2020. Cameron, Putin, Obama, everybody knows now, they are all aliens. The global situation is purely catastrophic. Even The Queen lives now on benefits on Mars - on chocolate Mars. Who will save the world? Maybe Kim Kardashian or Winston Churchill - Not those famous Winston Churchill and Kim Kardashian but, two not so special and not so secret agents with the same names.
- Wait until you'll see my tongue.
- Henry, an alien from Ugnutuhk, a dead planet, comes to Earth to look for Lily, the only woman which escaped by teleportation, after the hidden star beyond the Sun exploded.
- It is the funny story of a single man who is used to finding all kinds of objects, things that English people usually forget or lose on trains and subways. What our hero fails to find is a woman, a life partner. Or does he not know how and where to look?
- This film has amazing, breathtaking views of the river Thames, inside London, by night. Great, exciting music by the super gifted Danish musician Torben Friedrich alias ToXyGeNeDK.
- Cochon is the worst secret agent, he has not caught and will never catch a spy.
- A hunchbacked man goes to the cemetery to visit a grave. He has no idea what horrible monsters he will meet, before and after. This is Rodrig Andrisan's Halloween 2022 movie, watch it at your own risk.
- And the Oscar for the Best Actor goes to - another French actor.
- He was once the greatest samurai. The most feared ever. Now he is nothing more than a lonely man and a dishonored samurai for disappointing his master Tinky Winky and Chewbacca. So he decided to commit an honorable Seppuku. But, he keeps postponing it from day to day. Not because he is a coward, not because he doesn't have a kaishakunin (assistant) to cut his head, but because he wants to perform a perfect Seppuku.
- A lonely man goes to throw some garbage in the trash outside the building and, being stressed by all sorts of thoughts, gets stuck.