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TOM UTLEY: I sometimes think my dog Minnie is utterly stupid - but she's smart enough to try to stop me forcing her to sit in the pub for hours

When my wife was growing up in Scotland, her father's ­Alsatian, Major, used to escort her and her four older sisters to their primary school every morning, unaccompanied by an adult. At a word of command in the afternoon, he would trot off on his own to the school and wait at the gates to escort the five of them home. I often think of Major, that model of intelligence, loyalty and obedience, when I try to persuade our own dog, Minnie, to obey the simplest instruction, such as 'sit', 'heel' or 'stop begging those poor picnickers for a morsel of sausage roll'. I then marvel anew at the thought that she belongs to the same species (though not the same breed) as the late Major.

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