"It's terrifying. You walk up and it's just upsetting. There's something about the house that's upsetting."
No toil or trouble required...
Who knew so many of the Avengers were also musicians...
"I could understand if we’d badgered her for a selfie or stopped her for pointless chitchat, but literally, all we did was notice her walking..."
No wonder Rasputin has a song written about him...
If you live with a toddler, you might be entitled to financial compensation...
"I looked at her, almost shocked, and began laughing. I thought my wife and I had similar views on how extremist people can be, and I was wrong."
I will not be adding "Venetian ceruse" to my skincare routine...
Why was everyone in Glee literally terrible...
"I realized, once you’ve married Frank Sinatra, how the hell am I going to top that one?"
"I could understand if we’d badgered her for a selfie or stopped her for pointless chitchat, but literally, all we did was notice her walking..."
"Housekeepers told me it was normal. I was horrified. I cringe at staying at hotels and take a blanket when I can."
No wonder Rasputin has a song written about him...
"I cried after reading it and honestly don’t know what to think. I thought I was just enjoying my vacation, but they clearly had a different view."
That's enough internet for today, grandpa...
"I looked at her, almost shocked, and began laughing. I thought my wife and I had similar views on how extremist people can be, and I was wrong."
Repeat after me, trashcans exist for a REASON...
Thanks for nothing, American education system.
"I realized, once you’ve married Frank Sinatra, how the hell am I going to top that one?"
If you live with a toddler, you might be entitled to financial compensation...