DEBATE 2024

September 9, 2024

ABC’s David Muir and Linsey Davis will moderate the Presidential Debate from the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia. It should go something like this…

Donald Trump responds to the question first. It’ll go something like this…

We expect something a bit more focused on the original question from Kamala Harris. It might go something like this…

Expect Balanced Coverage the Morning After the Debate

Slightly right-wing news sources will give their own unique spin on the debate. There job, after all, is to tell Trump supporters what to think.

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On Death and Dying

June 15, 2024

At the end of 2023 I was diagnosed with Stage 4 non-small cell lung cancer and started treatment with an immunotherapy antibody called Keytruda. After three injections of Keytruda my immune system started attacking my own body.  I checked into the hospital where my condition quickly worsened, completely losing my appetite and any ability to conduct the most basic tasks. After about two weeks of drugs and blood tests and wires and tubes I called it quits. I started refusing treatment and told my doctor to let me die.  

My oncologist, Dr. Kelli Cawley, had a long frank conversation with me about my prospects for continued life. I expect she worked a lot of this out with my wife, Marsha. The picture she drew for me was a dire and not completely hopeful bit, presenting a small window of a chance to survive. To tell you the truth this really reminded me of a scene from the movie The Matrix in which Trinity, to escape the Agent chasing her, leapt off a building to dive through a small window in the building across the street to make her escape. Pardon me for not digging up a YouTube link to that scene.

Dr. Cawley did support me in refusing some of my treatment; all of the sticking of needles into my already black and blue arms. But she advised that I absolutely needed certain medications to aid my recovery.

After about a week my lung capacity had improved to the extent that I could be released to the care of home hospice. So, I got to go home and between you and me and the wall, I expected this to define the extent of my existence at the end of my life.

I graduated from home hospice. And I underwent radiation treatment. Today I’m technically in remission, which is to say that my cancer will kill me later.

Later this week I’ll have another petscan which will identify the next steps in my treatment. I’m optimistic that I’ll live a couple more years, and possibly more.

I tried here to make the description of treatment and the details of symptoms as brief as possible, sparing you from the indignities and hardships of cancer patient care.

End Notes

I found myself unprepared for dying. Having at least a couple more years gives me some room for estate planning and providing for loved ones. I’ve tried to address seemingly simple things like providing access to investments, income and properties to my spouse so that she can just pick up and go on without complications. And I’ve tried to provide for deserving relatives.

I’m thankful to the Veterans Administration and to Medicare for blunting the sting of the cost of health care during this time. There’s a strong argument for a young person to enlist in the military while young just for the benefit of health care when they are old.  

I’m writing here to explain why I’m still alive. I think I gave several people the impression that I was as good as dead. And frankly, I really believed I was about to die at the end of last year. I hope you’re not disappointed. No worries, the end is certain.

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The Dance

February 2, 2024

In Sue Sternberg’s new book, The Dog-Driven Search coauthored with Dana Zinn, Sue credits my teaching of “body English” and movement as an important influence on her approach to the handling of nose-work dogs. 

To be perfectly honest, I know nothing about training or handling nose-work dogs. But in the context of dog agility I teach that dogs understand movement like a spoken word. So, the “pure for motion” handler takes a lead in “the dance”.

A favorite YouTube video shows me running somebody else’s dog at a TDAA Judges clinic. I remember the young lady was struggling just to get this dog to do a sequence of three obstacles. And I told her “Stop handling like you have a Border Collie. You need to move.” So, she slapped his leash into my hand and told me, “Here. You run him.”

As a seminar leader I ran dozens of dogs over the years, especially if I saw the handler struggling with it. Though I don’t have many recordings to look back on them. YouTube didn’t even exist until 2005. And I don’t think I had my own channel until about 2010, or so.  

Retrospect

I’m pleased and flattered that Sue Sternberg found value in my early teaching. Though I get a little chuckle out of the notion that I have no expertise in Nose Work and not much of an idea how what I taught applies to that sport.

Funny looking back on it now. My legacy as an agility trainer is probably my methodology for teaching independent performance (great distance work) to an agility dog. Almost forgotten I suppose are the many years I spent teaching “pure for motion” handling.  

The onset of Rheumatoid arthritis naturally changed the focus and direction of my study and teaching of agility.

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The Joker’s Notebook 2024

January 16, 2024

I’m happy to announce that a new Joker’s Notebook training series is set to begin on Clean Run Classrooms in the first week of February. The class has gone on sale now. Follow this link to see a good description of the class:

Notebook on Clean Run

The introduction, I’m tickled to note, refers to me as an “agility pioneer”. This means, of course, that I’m an old guy who’s been playing this game for many years. It also means, practically speaking, that I’ve tested my dog training methods many times over. This class allows me to share these time-tested methods with you.

A Successful Outcome

It is not my intention here to sell anything. If you must know, I really don’t care about the money. What really makes me excited is the prospect that I will have students who succeed with their dogs teaching amazing distance skills using methods that I have designed and tested.

I was thinking the other day that my most successful students are dog trainers who follow the instructions and do the work. There’s nothing magical or special about dog or handler. There’s no predicate for instinct or intelligence or luck. Just follow the instructions and do the work.

That being said, I’d like to share with you a couple of final observations on how to achieve a successful outcome from this curriculum.

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Teach Foundation to the Puppy

Throw away everything you think you know about training your dog to do agility.

Our objective is to teach the dog independent performance of obstacles and changes of direction using mostly verbal commands by the handler.

The objective defines foundation. The Joker’s method seeks to establish a foundation for independent work and verbal direction in the first year of the dog’s life. That is not to say that you’ll fail with an older dog; it will just be harder, as you’ll be working against muscle memory.

I earnestly try to make this point early in the curriculum. But as an agility instructor I know that experienced agility people are too often in a big ass hurry to inflict on their own dog traditional foundation methods which more often than not promote clinginess and suggest to the dog that he is wrong when not attending the handler closely.

Follow the Curriculum

The skills taught in the early chapters of the Joker’s Notebook are important. The lessons shouldn’t be treated as amusements or optional endeavors, no matter how trifling they appear.

The Notebook was designed to span 40 weeks of training. It’s kind of like building a brick wall. You can’t place the high bricks until you’ve set the lower bricks. As your dog advances in the curriculum the weekly exercises more and more depend on your diligent teaching and practice of those skills as they are presented earlier in the curriculum.

To give you an important “for-example” ~ a skill that is often overlooked or avoided is teaching the dog Left and Right directionals. Experienced handlers can be downright spooky about teaching Left and Right to the dog and will fool themselves into thinking they can get by without it. Before too long the curriculum homework will include proofing exercises for directional commands. And then you’re stuck. An untrained dog cannot succeed.

Recording your Homework

This is a work-at-your-own pace training curriculum presented as online text and pictures. The dog training part of the homework isn’t so tough at all. But we get to complicate your life by asking that you record your practice and homework and then upload those recordings back to the Classroom where your instructor can have a look at it and provide coaching.

The technical demands imposed by computer and camera and software can be almost overwhelming when you are first getting started. And early in your training is not a good time for being overwhelmed.

If you get overwhelmed you get behind; if you get behind you get discouraged; and if you get discouraged, you give up.

The Promise

Your Notebook coach and the Clean Run staff will be there for you as you learn the “Record your Homework” part of this training riddle. You be patient and we’ll be patient. Together we’ll figure out how to make you a homework recording specialist.

Planning your Homework

Before we leave the Homework topic, I should like to make a short list of considerations that will add value to the work you put into training your dog and doing the homework exercises.

  • Spend a moment each week designing your training space by reviewing the exercises and homework for the week. Equipment can typically be left in place for most of the week so that you can focus on training and practice.
  • Enlist someone to record you and your dog at work. Or, at the very least, get yourself a good tripod.
  • A homework recording should have at least three or four reps of the same exercise. Even when you made unsuccessful attempts at an exercise your instructor may see things that didn’t occur to you.

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Political Power in America

December 19, 2023

Some people won’t bother to vote in the up-and-coming, I’ve heard, because the Dems have disappointed their expectations; or they’ll vote for a third party; or they won’t vote at all. I’ve heard this said of “young” voters, Hispanic Americans, black men, for example. Surely a broader fabric of interests are among the disappointed.

The “independent”, third-party, or absentee voter silences his own voice and leaves the choice of law and governance to others. Political power in America is based on a two-party system. There’s the Republican party, and the Democrat party.

Seizing Power

The real answer is not to leave a party when they don’t perform; but to join the party. Only by participating in local party politics can the voter’s voice shape policy discussion.

For example, Bernie Sanders’ political views were formerly considered extreme and radical. When he joined the Democratic Party his views became a part of the discussion and earned broad popular support for himself and the Party. By participating in a power party his voice helps shape policy and legislation.

When I see Taylor Swift urging her fans to register to vote I get really excited. She urged her fans to register to vote on National Voter Registration Day. @votedotorg reported huge jumps in voter registrations and notably,18-year-olds registering. If those new voters would get involved in local politics they could literally shape the conversation about things like health care, the environment, civil rights and frankly, everything else. It’s kind of like an old lottery commercial said “you can’t win if you don’t play.”

The Republicans

Knowing the propaganda wants us to hate on each other I try to be gentle with people I knew back before they went MAGA. Remembering when they were good and smart and admirable, I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and imagine that they’ll reason their way out of the cult.

But honestly, when somebody tells me that they want to make a ridiculous clown like Donald Trump the President of the United States… I always think to myself… “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

Those Were The Days

Boy the way Glen Miller played,
Songs that made the hit parade,
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days,
And you know where you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
Didn’t need no welfare states
Everybody pulled his weight,
Gee our old Lasalle ran great,
Those were the days

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Just Dropped In

December 17, 2023

I have a couple of blogs I would like to write. But since I’ve been away from my blog for so long I owe a discussion of my health adventures. I assume that you’d like to know what condition my condition is in.

It appears my cancer is in remission. I’ve likely bought a couple more years.

Not to be a complete drama queen about this thing; I want to back up and talk about what a near thing this was. If you’d like to skip the gory details I understand and don’t care. Skip on down to the Big Lebowski video and happy holidays to ya.

Gory Details

I spent a month in the hospital, half of that in ICU and the other in oncology daily care. I decided that I had come to an end. ultimately tired of the ignominious uncomfortable embarrassing undignified crappy life I was living… I gave up. I started refusing care and basically told them I was done with it, and to let me die in peace. I changed my status to DNR.

My oncologist, a doctor name of Cawley, is widely regarded as a saint in this part of the world. All of Dr. Cawley’s associates regard her with respect, admiration and awe. She’s the sort of doctor you’d want if you need an oncologist.

Anyhow, she used an impressive campaign of child psychology to bring me back to accepting treatment. The Keytruda infusions I had received had crushed the cancer in my lungs. But then the Keytruda attacked my lungs. It is that infection that my treatment is now designed to cure.

There was in front of me a narrow window of opportunity and hope. I privately compare it to the scene in the opening of the Matrix where Trinity is running from an Agent and the police across a rooftop and escapes by jumping off the building and diving through a very small window in another nearby building.

That is the leap I’m taking now. It is going swimmingly. My health improves daily. And I have advanced to acting very retired and wasting far too much time on streaming movies and playing World of Warcraft.

Liberating

There is something liberating about resigning yourself to being dead… then discovering you aren’t dead at all.

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Last Bar

September 29, 2023

I’ve been doing some straightening in the basement. And I’ve stumbled across a couple things worth sharing. These will be of interest to my dog agility friends.

This was my boy Bogie’s MACH bar circa 2001. Now, back in the day they didn’t give out MACH bars. So the practice was, among some of us, to snatch away the actual very last bar your dog jumped as he earned the Championship title.

This was at a club up in Pennsylvania. I remember that the equipment manager was pretty pissed at me for making off with his equipment.

It’s fun looking at some of the names on the bar and knowing who was there on that day.

After I got the MACH I pretty much stopped trialing Bogie in the AKC. I did the same thing with the USDAA, when Bogie got his ADCh. I preferred instead to play league play at my own training center. I’ve never been the kind of exhibitor that the agility organizations really love.

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I also found this polo shirt in a box downstairs. As I’ve lost a lot of weight recently (about 45 lbs); I find myself fitting in clothing that I haven’t worn for a long time.

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember where the 2006 Petit Prix was held. My memory isn’t cooperating.

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BOP Connecting Threads

September 19, 2023

Funny how one thing gets you thinking about another thing. Sometimes it’s hard to trace back through how your thoughts trip over each other on a common thread that might not be easy to unravel. How did I get here from there?

Take this as fair warning, don’t expect the writing below to summarize as some kind of cogent essay. It’s just rambling, following the connecting threads.

Kerouac

On rereading On the Road I’m provoked to consider the color and character that America has lost in the homogenization of our culture. I expect to write about that one day soon. But forgetting that provocation I’m captivated by Jack’s prose. Consider this salvo:

The sun goes down long and red. All the magic names of the valley unrolled—Manteca, Madera, all the rest. Soon it got dusk, a grapy dusk, a purple dusk over tangerine groves and long melon fields; the sun the color of pressed grapes, slashed with burgundy red, the fields the color of love and Spanish mysteries.

I am agog.

The protagonists Sal Paradise and Dean Moriarty were beat generation. They softly spoke the language of the so-called beatnik. It wasn’t a cartoon-like speech like Maynard Krebs (Bob Denver / Dobie Gillis). I see them like the young people of any generation, consumed with the daily task of making a life and a living, partying at the least provocation, while soulfully searching for love and fulfillment of lust.

The portrait of America at a point in time is an abiding character of the novel: places and roads and modes of travel, how people dressed according to fashion and practicality, the discovered foods, places where people slept and ate and worked, where they drank and danced, and the music that colored their lives. And every place was unique in all those ways.

Aside from country music, and soulful Mexican serenades, the Bop was mentioned more than a few times. I had to research it a bit. This was a sound and a dance that came into vogue in the early 50’s and was apparently the sound and dance of that generation.

Aunt L’Marie

A compelling family legend has my aunt L’Marie winning a Bop dancing contest in Brinkley, Arkansas. And before you dismiss this as a minor contest in a hick country town you should know that kids from all over that part of Arkansas traveled there to dance, which would include Wheatly, DeValls Bluff, and even kids from as far away as Clarendon. It was a big deal, you see.

It was L’Marie’s 15 minutes of fame.

Pleasanton

In the early 80’s I lived down in Pleasanton, Texas and commuted every day all the way up to San Antonio.

My next-door neighbors, by the way, were Ben and Mona Parker, who were quite famous and revered in the area, though I was too self-absorbed in my own life to recognize it at the time. Mona was the engineer who built KBOP AM radio transmitter.

I’m fascinated by the BOP part of the call name. I can’t help but believe that it was literally named after the favored young peoples’ dance of the era.

Along about 1983 Robert Johnson Advertising—where I worked—up in San Antonio got a contract to promote a Willie Nelson benefit concert down in Pleasanton to finance the launch of the Mona Parker’s Longhorn Museum.

Turns out that Willie Nelson worked for Ben and Mona at KBOP in the early days of the station. People in the area remembered Willie as a short-haired skinny young cowboy that wore a white suit and had a live KBOP program on which he played his acoustic guitar and sang country melodies. That’s the way the story was told to me.

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What’s the Matter with Black Lives?

September 12, 2023

In my youth, circa 1972, I took a trip to Arkansas to visit my brother who lived in a little town name of Hunters Mill. I applied for a job as an assembler over in Forest City and was hired. But I never quite made it to my first day of work.

My cousin Billie Joe and I took up a trip on a Friday night down to a dance club in Hazen with a mind to dance, drink a few beers, and maybe get lucky. On our way out of the club a police car followed us out, pulling us over before we could get on the Interstate. Having Arizona tags on the car was a red flag.

I was arrested for intoxicated driving. I’d had four beers, after all. And I was sentenced to serve six months in the Phillips County Penal farm, down by Helena.

I spent the next couple of months doing the work of the farm, which was building a bridge [impressive engineering complete with a pile driver that moved forward on the bridge as it was being built], chopping cotton, picking okra, and clearing right of way.

My mother, who had been vacationing down in Monterrey Mexico got wind of where I was when she got home to Tucson. She contacted the judge over in Hazen and made arrangements to pay off my fine. Whereupon I was released. Mom was born and raised in Arkansas and understood completely how that world worked.

I could write an entertaining short biography of that time; but that’ll have to wait. There’s another point I want to make here.

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Slavery is an economic system.

The 13th Amendment makes it unconstitution for a person to be held as a slave, with this important exception: “Except as a punishment for crime.”

After the Civil War the south with it’s shattered slave labor economy worked to recover economic viability by exploiting the “punishishment for crime” exception to the 13th Amendment. They targeted black people who were easy to demonize and were in ready abundance. Laws were enacted to make things like loitering, trespassing and vagrancy criminal offenses.

In 1972 there were roughly 350,000 convicts in American prisons.

Capitalism and Slavery

I cringe every time I hear a politician declare unwavering endorsement of the capitalist system! That system depends on the institution of slavery.

A prosperous capitalist system will thrive and grow. Today there are roughly 1,500,000 convicts in American prisons. These convicts work in conditions of slavery. We have 6% of the world’s population but 25% of incarcerated people.

Prison industries need cheap labor. Big corporations and billionaire funded think tanks (like ALEC) have played “ghost writer” to Republican legislation for more than 40 years; legislation geared to keep up prison populations to meet the production quotas of those prison industries.

Black people remain the primary target of criminal legislation to ensure a prison industries work force. Remember these bits from the American dialog: Habitual criminal; stop and frisk; mandatory sentencing; truth in sentencing; super predator; black music is criminal; drugs black people are more severely punished.

A Deferred Prosecution Agreement allows a judge to let a criminal escape punishment if he feels the person will likely forego a life of crime. A black person is 18 times less likely than a white person to be liberated by DPA.

A Premeditated Crime

The demonization of black people as human beings is objectively the same narrative as portrayed in “Birth of a Nation”.

To look beyond the racist viewpoint: a horrible crime has been perpetrated against more than a million Americans. Slavery is a crime against humanity. The capitalist system in cahoots with the legal system have made this crime an ongoing American nightmare.

Accessory to the Crime: The Federalists

The Federalist subscribes to the notion that the Constitution should be interpreted according to the sensibilities and beliefs of the founding fathers, as set forth in the Federalist Papers.

That’s all a bunch of happy horse-shit.

Our “founding fathers” were for the most part slave owners. And they wrote into the Constitution specific protections for the ruling class. Make no mistake about it, when politicians or jurists proclaim themselves to be “Federalist”, they are confessing to their support for the ruling class: Rich White Men; and for the modern institution of slavery.

Accessory to the Crime: The Supreme Court

Citizens United tilted political influence toward wealthy donors and corporations; enabling donors to buy elections, bribe politicians, and lavish gifts and money on Supreme Court justices. The law allows the donors identities to be kept secret.

The Supreme Court in 2013 struck down a section of the Voting Rights Act, weakening the federal government ability to block discriminatory voting laws. The court ruled that Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act is unconstitutional.

The Superball Bonus

An added bonus to the modern American slavery scheme is that a person convicted of a felony is apt to lose civil rights for life, depending on state laws. That would include the right to vote. Somewhere I saw a statistic that 1/3 of black men in Alabama are unable to vote, having been convicted of a crime.

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