You are about to create an Uncyclopedia article! How exciting! But first —
- Have you read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and the Beginner's Guide?
- Do you have a basic grasp of how to format an article?
- Are you sure it's not vanity or an attack article about one of your playground pals?
- Is it really ready for the main encyclopedia? If not, put it in your userspace — such as at User:<insert name here>/Smoke signal — or type {{Construction}} into the page. If it gets deleted anyway, contact an Admin and ask for a copy back in your userspace.
If so, you have fun writing for Uncyclopedia and write funny stuff!