Funny animal quotes

Funny Joke: God meets him at the gate and says: “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.

From the littest of goldfish to the largest of canines, this list of funny animal quotes is perfect for showing your love to your favorite pet.

Yes. Period.

Animals are always better than people they love unconditionally

These laugh-out-loud dog quotes are paw-fect for anyone who loves dogs and needs a good giggle today!

Looking for a breath of fresh air and a chuckle? 😄 We've gathered 27 unique donkey quotes brimming with both wisdom and wit. Get a kick out of insights from known authors and classic movies. It's every animal lover's delight! Find out what makes donkeys truly special🐴💬. Come join the fun! #DonkeyQuotes #AnimalWisdom #FunQuotes #QuoteCollection #DonkeyLove

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Check out these totally relatable funny dog quotes that will make you laugh all day! You can share one with your dog and make him laugh too. #funnydogquotes #funnydogs

soo true :)

Dogs are wonderful. They’re excellent companions, entertaining, and loving. Read funny dog quotes that are so relatable and hilarious.

I Look Normal But... - World's largest collection of cat memes and other animals

I'm so excited ... and I just can't hide it!

Funny mom memes are the perfect antidote to the challenges of motherhood. They capture the hilariously relatable aspects of being mom.

We don't usually post macros or memes on the Daily Otter, but we wanted to share this one. Here's the original image set: HT to Chance !

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