Funny greetings

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

About this item INSIDE GREETING: "Have a fun time on your birthday! Happy Birthday" COVER - This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt! CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a…

PRICES MAY VARY. INSIDE GREETING: "You're retired! Time to take a hike on the Wild Side!" COVER - Hardcore Hikers. We wear our fanny packs high and up front ... 'cause that's the way we roll. Yo, Yo, Yo! CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Retirement wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a…

This funny and all things saggy old lady birthday card is perfect to send your sister, mum or grandma on her birthday. Send this cheeky card to show your loved one that even if it's not your fingers that touch your toes, you're still not old! card

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About this item INSIDE GREETING: "A little birdie told me it's your birthday. Happy Birthday!" COVER - OK, now it's your turn to sign her card CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth…

When friends are down we try to lift their spirits. And for that it helps if you have a few Corny puns and funny jokes to cheer someone up.

I love those funny quotes that make you smile and make you think. Here are 21 funny quotes to highlight my point. Enjoy them all.