Funny long jokes

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

This woman had no patience for an entitled mom who refused to move from her seat on a plane.

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long:The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife.She sat beside him and a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. #funny, #joke, #humor

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor