Girlfriend jokes

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you

A girlfriend and boyfriend

“I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with listening devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the...

Crazy wives/girlfriends

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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Crazy girlfriends

Memes rule.

When you get a bae, then girlfriend memes will be relatable. We scoured the web and compiled a list of 59 cute and crazy girlfriend memes!

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Where will your hands and eyes go..given that she shouldn't notice??