Programmer Humor

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63140296

https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/116001607814914844

COBOL joke from 1999:

COBOL joke from 1999:

It’s probably there just because it was one of the many files preinstalled on one of Epstein’s computers that the FBI nabbed. Still funny.

Text in image:

OpenChaos.dev is an experiment where the most upvoted pull request gets merged every day. Today’s winning PR added a 1.337% chance of serving a blank page. And Vercel, doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, cached it. So a probabilistic failure became a permanent outage.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42401713

a.k.a. Surveillance as a Service

cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/35512041

Regarding Sicarii’s broken decryption process, researchers said that “during execution, the malware regenerates a new RSA key pair locally, uses the newly generated key material for encryption, and then discards the private key.”

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